Macbunnyy - Molly

the party as things my friends have said

mike: “Depression is MY bootycall”

el: “Wait i forgot what rock paper scissors is”

will: “Captain america says trans rights”

max: “Some people call it anger management issues, I call it power”

lucas: “SOME DUMBASS PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS NEAR THE FIRE AND NOW THEYRE ALL FUCKING MELTED” *stabs bag of marshmallows with stick*

dustin: “Twigs taste like anger and despair”

BONUS:

robin: *repeatedly banging head on table* “why are all of the cute girls straight?!”

steve: “No I’m saying that I’m horny twice as much as the average bear”

erica: “No mother I have never taken drugs but I occasionally overdose on sarcasm”

tag yourself, i’m mikey

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Has this been done yet

Leo: If Mikey and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Donnie: I don’t know, both of you.

Leo: No, if you could only save one of us.

Donnie: Well, I would probably save Mikey, because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Leo: What if I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Donnie: Well, why don’t you just let go of the anchor?

Leo: It’s a family heirloom.

Donnie: I’m leaving.

The Scandalous Murder of William Desmond Taylor

No, that’s not how this is going down.

There is no heterosexual explanation for this.

Rottmnt: *presents attractive male characters of literally all shapes, sizes, and species*

Me: