I Planted A Carrot And It Sprouted Into A Very Large Bigfoot Who Spoke German. I Could See Subtitles

3 y/o Mikey: papa’s tea hot?

Master Splinter: yes, very hot, don’t touch it.

Mikey: me blow the tea for papa???

Master Spliter: thank you baby :) yes you may blow the tea :)

Mikey: *attempt to blow the tea *

Mikey: *half munched chicken nugget falls straight into it*

“This is my most loved and precious cat, Lynx who passed away last year and my heart was very heartbroken. My sister in law found her in a tree covered in ants when she was just a very tiny kitten. When she brought her home I fell in love with her! I will never ever forget her and have even have a tattoo dedicated to her. Make sure to always love and cherish your cats every second because you don’t know when they’ll be gone!”

This is from @megarah-moon. Thank you for sharing with us  ❤️️

hook line sinker

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

The Haunted Halls Of Waverly Hills Hospital

*jump cut* how long am i staying down here?

I have been practicing a little with the respective and the use of models in my drawings lol

me [likes a thing]: hey, i like this thing!

brain: excellent. you will be unable to think about anything other than that thing for a period lasting from several weeks to a number of years.

me, at 4:00 am, being utterly shocked and flabbergasted seeing Mando without his helmet for the first time despite having known what Pedro Pascal looks like for years:

Luca’s first day at school 😿