Hook Line Sinker

Okay, but me and my husband watched Slumberland and you can’t tell me that this wasn’t Jason Momoa living out his dream to play Beetlejuice. The grime? The fashion? The ADHD? The vague sexuality that just exists on this dirty stinky goblin? THE TUMMY?! He’s absolutely off the rails and I’m literally obsessed.

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

I love this so much lmao

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda mayor like this. If he isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don’t want him. His sweaty fupa lumps marinading in his oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella daddy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It’s gotta be easy. It’s gotta be cheesy. You’re doing it wrong if you’re not doing it THICC.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mayor’s fupa doesn’t turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella daddy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I’m salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you’re fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mayor, you’re fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

I planted a carrot and it sprouted into a very large Bigfoot who spoke German. I could see subtitles whenever he talked and at one point he stood over me repeating “Was ohr.” I woke up really confused and a bit scared.

you think women are weak? women are forged of iron. my body, it has bled and blazed and broken and yet it beats on. i am iron, a little rusted perhaps but still, i endure.

今日の天使

©Juri

Tmnt fan 1: the 80’s cartoon is the best! They are supposed to be silly!

Tmnt fan 2: no way! 2003 and 2007 is the best! They need to be edgy!

Me: I could literally watch the ninja turtles go to ikea and I would be entertained.