Me: I Hate Clichés!!! Stop Doing Clichés In Movies And Books!!!!

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The perfect criminal family doesn't exi-

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda mayor like this. If he isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don’t want him. His sweaty fupa lumps marinading in his oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella daddy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It’s gotta be easy. It’s gotta be cheesy. You’re doing it wrong if you’re not doing it THICC.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mayor’s fupa doesn’t turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella daddy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I’m salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you’re fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mayor, you’re fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

*is finally on a date with someone*

person: man the stars sure are beautiful tonight

me: you know who else is beautiful

person: *blushes* who?

me: dan howell

Lucille Ball with a cute kitty

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

me [likes a thing]: hey, i like this thing!

brain: excellent. you will be unable to think about anything other than that thing for a period lasting from several weeks to a number of years.

tbh