Tbh

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda mayor like this. If he isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don’t want him. His sweaty fupa lumps marinading in his oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella daddy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It’s gotta be easy. It’s gotta be cheesy. You’re doing it wrong if you’re not doing it THICC.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mayor’s fupa doesn’t turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella daddy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I’m salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you’re fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mayor, you’re fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

where is the lie

hello psa for those of you still living under a rock in the 1950’s the holidays/the winter season are for everyone and not just people who celebrate christmas so I will continue saying happy holidays you pesky conservatives

the kids from captain underpants are teenagers now and also attend my highschool

Every little bean will make its own little sound.

In the books, society consisted of only animals. In the movie, that's been mixed with both humans and feral/humanoid animals. Why is that?

Pierre Perifel (director): "So, a few reasons. The first is, from the beginning, I wanted to do something that is different. The big idea in the film is that those are legendary characters that we wrote stories about and are afraid of, and it really comes from a human standpoint, you know? When you write about the Big Bad Wolf, it's a human idea it's not another animal idea. I didn't wanted to end up with the idea that those were predators in a world of preys, that would've been full on Zootopia. First of all, that concept is not exactly what I wanted to tell as a story, the story was like, we are having these characters which are prejudices, or we're prejudices against them. It was all about stereotyping and not about prey vs predator, you know? We thought 'hang on. How would a giraffe react to a piranha? They wouldn't care. But we, as humans, we do care.' and so therefore, for me, it's a metaphor our fears, these characters are a metaphor for our fears and it was important to just get the rest of the world as humans. They're really just wearing masks, they're criminal wearing masks, they're scary people wearing masks of scary animals. And Marmalade is the same thing, it's stereotyping something that is cute but is actually the opposite of that. So, it was important to keep the human standpoint on prejudice."X

-The Bad Guys is now playing in theaters. Based on Aaron Blabey's book series.

I freaking love these idiots

A beautiful laughing blue boi has appeared! 🐢💙

Bonus:

I need a new meme but damn, I love him so much!

Obsessed with these two❤️

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