Mikey, On The Phone With Splinter: Heeeey, Dad, Are You Coming Home Soon?

I was having a normal conversation with someone, except every noun was replaced with the word “microwave”.

WHY IS IT WHEN I DO HOMEWORK I CAN’T FOCUS BUT WHEN I SEE A THEORY FOR MY FAVORITE SHOW I’M LIKE-

I found a Switch game called “Luigi Cries Alone in His Basement”. The boxart showed a basement with bare wooden furniture and cardboard boxes near the walls, all dimly lit with blue light. In the center was Luigi sitting on a cardboard box, sobbing into the palms of his hands, facing away from the camera. I was so upset that I cried as well.

“yes sensei”

guys look at our BOISSS!! 🐢❤💙💜🧡

They grow up so fast 😞😢

Swordfighter peach my beloved

This dad didn’t want a cat.

Photos by meet_the_dean

Rottmnt: *presents attractive male characters of literally all shapes, sizes, and species*

Me:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.