Latest Posts by magpie-black-and-white - Page 2

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Meow ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

(=^ェ^=) Meow

some very rough story planning comics I made a while ago

Scientific inquiry, what’s your most deranged opinion on cereal

cereal is better without milk

What’s your most deranged opinion on cereal, this important scientific inquiry

Oh wow, I didn't expect that question 🤣 I actually can't even remember the last time I had cereal tbh. Is that considered deranged enough?

Borf! Most deranged opinion on cereal? I need to know for scientific reasons

Hmmmmm... Cap'n crunch is better eaten with water and diabetic sugar. Don't ask, it's good. And corn flakes are better eaten with coffee that barely has any sugar (specifically that diabetic sugar, aka fake sugar) and with a good spoon or two of that great value coffee creamer. Childhood favorite <3

/gen

-Viv

i forgot to upload these here OOPS thinking about my goat(every pronoun) lately and how they're just such a nuisance to ovidia 😌 goat doesnt hate ovidia by any means, theres a sense of respect in being two people who have killed to become god. but they just dont like that shes not tried to utilize her position as the one true god of her world to control everything by force, especially since it's so obvious too them how shes wasting time by manipulating others with false kindness "Give them reason to know your word is honest. If they truly believe in you then they will accept when you must be cruel. No one can uncover secrets that do not exist." ovidia doesnt like the goat but sometiiiimes... they're not spittin too much nonsense............ still hates how their bones are basically just suggestions

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Monopoly and Risk are of the DEVIL

My love is not unconditional because if a friend told me their favorite board game is Monopoly… I just know I will never be able to see them the same way.

drinking is about getting a little silly. it’s also about getting that primal feeling deep in your pelvis that you need to be fucked or you’re gonna die

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

[major spoilers for rain world the watcher]

i wanna kiss the roterator from the watcher i think

l,ook at thjem. eldritch horror. huge all consuming monster. will kill you and thank you for letting them do it. kissable.

they keep doing flips while watching me. methinks they're stimming. autism personified i think /pos

i had no idea the rot could be so. gender

the rot consumes the rot consumes the rot consumes the rot consumes the rot consumes the rot consumes the rot consumes (i was literally chanting this out loud as i infected more regions lmao)

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Reblog for greater sample size.

Men be like “women watch out we’ll replace you with sex robots” like it’s 1. a threat and 2. hole havers haven’t done that since the first vibrator was invented

reblog with a spoiler for your wip with zero context. no context allowed.

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

11.03.25 Bridged cliff houses.

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

thinking again about vampirism as disability

"you don't even have a suitable hospital in your town." "local medicine... local medicine can do a lot"

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

happy Thursday the 20th

i would look so hot half dead on a floor

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

second base is preserving your organs and mounting your head on my wall. third base is sex of course