Latest Posts by magpie-black-and-white - Page 5

i made a meme :3

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

And thus ended the arcana era. Now the horror comic era begins.

There's a fine line between letting go of your fear of being cringe and accepting your genuine self completely and wholeheartedly, and becoming a completely unhinged shameless gross little feral animal, and I'm going to snort it.

@indigo-constellation voiced Daniil in my Haruspex playthrough, and went on a tangent about snakes, leading to this moment which changed my life forever

la gueule des loups

I must know your most deranged opinion on cereal. For science

We never have milk in the house because we don't really use it for anything so it'd spoil before we're done with it, so I straight-up can't recall the last time I ate cereal. Maybe in 2023?

Burakhovsky comic based on a fic "time's narrow" by any_open_eye on a03. Please check out the fic too! 18+ (link)

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

A character concept that I'm actually surprised I haven't seen more, now that I think about it:

A character with a tragic past who's beautiful in an unthreatening, pitiful sort of way, who goes "wait hold on, people think I'm cute?" and immediately goes drunk with power. Having a whole villain arc getting corrupted by the power of being just so tragic and pathetic that people can't be mad at them. Someone who's been accustomed to always being the one who's blamed and punished no matter whose fault the problem was suddenly discovering that actually they could get away with murder by being so big-eyed and sad.

And once they figure out that they can just Poor Little Meow Meow their way out of anything, they do. Going from being genuinely skittish and timid into pretending to do so merely as an act, manipulating the shit out of everyone and avoiding all suspicion because Look How Sad And Wet And Pathetic I Am, of course they couldn't do any harm to anyone ever.

And if one person finally does see right through that act and puts puzzle pieces together of how there's been just too many suspicious coincidences and accidents that only one person would actually benefit from, they confront the Tragic Little Act directly, one-to-one, to say "I'm fucking onto you and your shit"

And suddenly they completely snap out of their timid, pathetic presentation to give a big, wide, sickening smile like "no-one's ever going to believe you."

The best thing that has ever happened for my social anxiety is losing all respect for authority and assuming everyone is my best friend unless stated otherwise

My path was called “The Splinter”. For every ounce of truth I found, ten ounces of reason were lost.

This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay

Scientific question: What is your most deranged opinion on cereal

THIS IS A FUNNY QUESTION

I think it's just not very good...

It's a usually unhealthy snack that I don't even feel good eating. But this comes from a person who CANNOT eat sweet things first thing in the morning so I'm biased.

Opsiian I must ask your most deranged opinion on cereal. For science

sometimes i like eating peanut butter captain crunch without the milk because the pain adds flavor.

Important scientific inquiry what’s your most deranged opinion on cereal

Add the ceral first then the milk.

The milk can only be obtained by beating a superior combatant im hand to hand combat.

Blood for the Blood god

Skulls for the skull throne

Milk for the Khornflakes

Lyss I want to know your most deranged opinion on cereal. This is scientific inquiry

I hate the actual cereal whatever it is. I use them like tea bags and let them steep in the milk for better milk.

I need to know your most deranged opinion on cereal. This is scientifically relevant

I ate too much cereal as a child and now I‘m ace

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

Bonus:

ko-fi commission for Autistic Papyrus Lover. thanks for the support!

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

something bit more spicy than usual... 🫣💕

I've always been a little self conscious about posting more intimate stuff like that even tho I LOVE drawing it so much... this one turned out too good not to post (this is the best kiss I've drawn so far 😩) so let's say this is me ripping the band aid of shame, hope you're ready for more in the future!!!

[Oliver (he/him), Charlie (he/him)]

Screw it, here's a silly comic from september, my christmas treat to you [suggestive under cut]

Dialogue is fainter than I remembered so I added image descriptions

Also there is more banter but I don't think tumblr would like it very much eheh