Latest Posts by magpie-black-and-white - Page 4

My circadian rhythm is in 5/8

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

I am bored out of my skull. You, yes you, if you see this, tell me something (anything) about your OC (please)

Nightmare Narinder has entered the game

Comic for chapter 23 of Trod that I wanted to finish before posting the chapter. For some reason this comic kept repeatidly crashing my SAI trying to export it so I'm blaming Dream Narinder for that

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

(save the images to zoom in on the pics)

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Checking what the people who reblogged your post wrote in the tags is the tumblr equivalent of checking what people wrote on their bookmarks of your story on ao3

“Omg gen Z’s attention spans are so bad” have you ever tried getting a full sentence out towards a boomer. have you ever tried having a conversation with one while their phone is nearby

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

Fake Angel by Kevan Goy

Ionomycin

Dissection? Vivisection? Ah you get the drift

gregg rulz ok

Nothing like a hyperfixation that makes you wish it wasn’t your own work so you could have more of it without having to work on it yourself

Saw a man in a balaclava today and found him attractive. Needless to say I‘ve realised it’s not a mask kink, I just only like men when I see basically nothing of them

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

Super/Natural. by Judith Schaechter, engraved flash glass, wood.

www.judithschaechter.com

The culmination of ~16 hours of work

Okay I just wrapped up the annual Over the Garden Wall rewatch and it’s late and I don’t know how well I’ll be able to articulate these thoughts but:

The Beast knows it’s in a story

The Beast knows it’s in a story, and it knows how people react to stories, and that’s horrifying in a series based out of folklore and fairy tales and storytelling tradition. The Beast preys on people by knowing how they’ll react to stories. The Beast acts frustrated that Greg used a honey comb for a “golden comb” and a spiderweb on a stick for a “spool of golden thread,” but it’s baiting a trap - by exploiting that same fairytale logic, Greg is going to die of exposure in the cold while he waits for the sun to “set” in a cup

Because of course Greg will wait to see the sun set into the cup. Of course the Woodsman will keep the lantern lit. That’s how the story should go. The Beast is a parasite sucking blood out of a perfectly arranged Grimm fairy tale about the martyrdom of parenthood.

The only way to properly defeat it is to actively defy the story being set out ahead of you. Over the Garden Wall says, over and over again, that Wirt will sacrifice his life for Greg. “You are responsible for you and your brother’s actions,” the show says. The original pitch bible for the series said that Wirt would sacrifice himself for Greg, that he’d die to take responsibility for Greg-

And then Wirt stops and says “Wait. That’s dumb” and immediately shatters the story that’s been set up for him, and that’s how he defeats the Beast.

test drive

What type of dragon nerd are you

A- Neatly organise your dragon knowledge into easy to understand cards with pleasant drawings depicting the appearance of each dragon

B- BASHJSUSHWSHJVXS NARHJAHSGSJS EAHARAHJJJJD REIAHS DDRAGON DEHDHUHEHDB ADRJJJFJD ARGHGHGHGHG MUST TOUCH WILD ANIMAL SEIJDHIUWEHD MUST PET IT. MUST PET IT. ARAGAHKF RIEIWEEEUDJDSN HAARFFF FARAFAFQJJ W I KNOW EVEYTHING ABOUT DRSGONS ITS IN MY BARIN SOMEWHERE DHWEBIUIUB DRAGON DRAGONS NEW SPECIES OF DRAGON GET IN MY BRAIN SHHXVSHXHBA

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse

Working out regularly is great and all until you miss a workout and then you want to commit unplug controller exit stage left

Go piss girl

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

Imagine not being awake to experience the wonders of the morning. Yes I tend to get eepy around 11 fight me. I’m comfy in my jammies and under the motherfucking sheets. Straight up snoozing. Do something about it

Being a night owl in a friend group of early sleepers (be it naturally or because of work schedules) really sucks, but it’s also fun in a way. It sucks because I‘m alone and don’t have anyone to yap to but it’s also fun because I can spam them with dumb thoughts, memes, art, and so on without them being able to complain about it >:3c