“if THAT’S A Sin Then EVERYBODY Is Going To Hell” Yes, You Are Beginning To Understand

deeply obsessed with this

“Abandon hopelessness, all ye who enter here.”

— G.K. Chesterton

Elend venture my beloved

"your girlfriend has been lying to you this whole time. She's actually a thief instead of a noble and might've been trying to steal from you"

"🥺poor girl🥺 it must've been so stressful for her pulling this heist off 😔"

🦗noises

I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it