Malarkeyenthusiast - The Mimsiest Of Borogoves

I don't think people now days understand what forgiveness is or how it works. It's not something that is deserved, it's not something good innocent people need, it's only something you can give to the guilty.

petting my cat in careful non-rhythmic patterns to avoid being bitten like the fremen sandwalking to avoid shai hulud

They needed vin on roshar to handle taravangian 💔 my girl would have had him taken care of, she would have never fallen for that sweet dumb old man shit

"When God planned your life, He already took your stupidity into account."

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

The male fantasy is protecting the ones you love by channeling your anger into Glowy Eye Powers™️

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

Brandon Sanderson coming to the correct conclusion that Mistborn had too many male characters in it, and fixing his error by giving us Shallan, Siri, Vivenna, Steris, Marasi, Jasnah, Venli, Navani, Tress, Yumi, Akane, Eshonai, Sylphrena, Lift, Cord, Rysn, accidentally writing Navaniel, and correctly having MeLaan dump Wayne and Jasnah dump Hoid.

Now put more husbands in the fridge besides Gavilar and all will be right in the Cosmere.

Yes I'm a Mistborn Era 2 lover and I'm not ashamed of saying it

Rebels as things I found around the internet pt 2

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

Join me in Chicago where the pigeons have their own mini fire pit.