Malarkeyenthusiast - The Mimsiest Of Borogoves

Syl scrunkly

Getting my friend into stormlight archive was the best decision i ever made. I started rhythm of war today and he soon is onto oathbringer. So here is syl- being silly, sylly if you will

feel free to use this if you want

Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

🎶Can we pretend that fluffy chicks in my hand are like dandelions? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...🎶

me : i could really use a wish right now....

the delightful dandelion:

still mad about smart TVs. that shit should be in a separate box like you can literally buy one of them androidtv boxes for £30. it doesn't need its own ip address it doesn't need its own app store it doesn't need to replicate the functionality every device plugged into it already has

Waiter, my loaf seems to have a leg sticking out of it!

Matthew Macfadyen on set of Pride and Prejudice (2005)

young married christian blogger: Guys. I get it. Singleness is SO tough. I’ve been there! During those 6 months in 8th grade before meeting my wonderful soulmate (jared the sexiest hubby in the world :):):) ) I was so alone. It’s a season of life that just knocks you off your feet, doesn’t it?! Haha. I’ve been there ladies. So if you’re 25 and have a crippling fear of being alone, WAIT ON GOD’S TIMING. His timing was conveniently perfect for me so I guess I just feel like I am the appropriate person to give you advice :) By the way, we’re expecting!!!!!!!!!

Happy MAR10 Day 🌠

reading elantris after mistborn is painful because vin and elend could have solved that plot before the prologue was finished