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The cursed fangtooth and phantom shark share the same curse

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This fixation is bad Forgive me for how... unorganized this is

Fisherman hcs!!

+ some Collector

I wrote most of this before I learnt his name was Morgan

The Fisherman needs glasses, neglects to wear them

I agree with the DID headcanons

The Fisherman can cook damn good seafood - yet those skills had corroded with time

Both the Fisherman and the Collector like dark chocolate. Sea salt, almonds. And dark chocolate, oh he’d die for that

Flirting with him makes him very uncomfortable

The ocean is his comfort zone, yet sometimes, when he looks out on the water guilt stirs in his gut. Though he's gotten good at swallowing it down

He has at least one taxidermy of a trophy fish he's caught

He reflects very little, at least he's trained himself so. The present is all that exists. The present is all important that exists. (Unknowingly this burden was shed to the Collector)

He talks to the fish sometimes

Yes, he's gone "Jesus... you're unpleasant to look at." To an aberrant before

The Fishermen has similar speaking patterns to the Collector, but more short and to the point with his words.

System fisherman hc: Morgan is the less feeling blue screen in a way

Morgan loves to sing to himself, more accurately, hum, a lot of the soundtrack themes he’d made up through mindless humming

I could see a him becoming an alcoholic for the first few years after Julie died - though I’m uncertain on this one

Serial Daydreamer / Maladaptive daydreamer

You’ve been out there for awhile now. It’s not a surprise they feel more common.

Perhaps they provide company?

Hows the seas been treating you?

the horrors... they get stranger yet more commonplace every day...

I’m - I’m extremely hyperfixating on dredge. Badly. I keep trying to draw the collector and Fisherman but

Jesus

Christ

I cannot draw old men nor beards and I’m struggling

And why’s the fandom so dead

I might share some hcs soon, I’ve been rambling them in a discord server

Weird

I hope you can get the blog back!! It was fun as hell

i didnt even follow too much but we need to save the waylay management acc it was literally so entertaining bro im gonna fistfight tumblr

Bye bye, penny

Wait what happened to it??

i didnt even follow too much but we need to save the waylay management acc it was literally so entertaining bro im gonna fistfight tumblr

A propaganda:

Hear me out, virtual business meeting attire

Suit on top, boxers / lazing around house shorts on bottom

Long overdue 100 followers celebration build-a-mascot celebration poll:

Listen, I draw gore, whump, and eldritch abominations

I would rather not summon The King in Yellow Himself to our reality, thank you very much

i think i made a martyr

Computer nerds of tumblr! I got this necklace made of an up cycled circuit today, does anybody know what circuit this once was?

i think i made a martyr

As long as it takes for it to become widely available + 1 month imo For instance, say a TV show airs one episode a week on a TV channel, in a cable package. It comes to streaming 2 weeks after the season has finished, say it was 10 episodes. 12 weeks, but not widely available until then

That is when the spoiler timer starts

I think you can tell I was spoiled a myriad of times when watching Steven Universe

It also depends on the medium and what it is, say a new pokemon is a month at best, but a huge twist in a video game or tv show is a constant warning tag

Ok...I have seen Thunderbolts and I know a few of you have too. And this is really important.

What is the waiting period for spoilers

We as a collective need to decide this to keep peace and order within this fandom

(This means no one can post anything that involves spoilers for this extended amount of time)

Lets drown with mama

Is there a way to properly remove certain tags from showing up??

Every time I want Yog-Sothoth from the Cthulhu mythos I get that fuckin vampire

Nothing against it but I do wish it out of the main Yog Sothoth tag and or a better blocking system for tumblr

Ask box is no longer allowing anon asks since jfc the gaza scam bots are ANNOYING

She will lick blood off your hands but dw

I need to go start a bar fight, please babysit her for me

1. Please keep the physical violence to a minimum at the bar and if you must fight please do it around the poker table

2. She’s adorable and I will absolutely babysit

@arthur-lesters-partner

Your ask box doesn’t allow images so uh

Take your shame

0% bartend fr

Da Capo be like

We need POC, specifically Egyptian Kayne for Cthulhu mythos purposes

And for tentacle dreads

Tumblr why

The whole thing is this ai bs with different giant cats

what the hell

Shout out to this man in particular

Why the fuck is porn being advertised via blaze post on my feed

Damn no regionals?? Chikorita really needs that permanent glow up, like grass/fairy maybe grass/steel beast

If you could replace 1 of ZA's Johto starters with another region's, who would you replace?

I'd probably lose Totodile and replace with Sobble, because I love that ugly thing.

I'm personally a fan of Chikorita getting a glow up but Totodile is repetitive and is already fine, but not my taste

I'd say Mudkip or Popplio! I like the first in their lines but they rapidly devolve, less the case for popplio but swampert is so-boring and I often forget it even exists

If you could replace 1 of ZA's Johto starters with another region's, who would you replace?

I'd probably lose Totodile and replace with Sobble, because I love that ugly thing.

The Text to Speech on Rhythm Heaven Groove sounds so bad, please, please don't let that be in the game

Im excited for the game but why is the announcement trailer like a mobile ad

Shout out to this man in particular

Laszlo, Laszlo ily