I Saw This Back Piece On Etsy, And Couldn’t Stop Picturing Her In It So I Kinda Threw One On Her And

I need this magazine!

I want you guys to know that I have seen your TLT requests! I’m working on them as we speak! I keep having to remind myself that these are supposed to be doodles and not fully professionally sketched masterpieces. 💀💀💀

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

Art by Danijela Antunović

This post instantly gave me Griddlehark vibes, so I had to.

Bonus:

big guy

Every big dog thinks they're a lapdog