the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment
i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy
instead of having sex ever again i’ll just buy a house with a bay window and sit in it .
“Life is confusing, like one day you’re the happiest person alive and tomorrow you hate everyone and everything for no logical reason”
the parking lot cat
(my coworkers nicknamed him moomoo)
don’t tell anyone anything ever
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
Sue Sareen (British, b. Merseyside, England, based Nottingham, England) - 1: Cheerful Cat Rufford 2: Sleepy Cat 3: Curled Up Cat Drawings
when you are SAD go to the THRIFT STORE and purchase FLORAL porcelain objects
I hate that feeling when you see something and your heart literally sinks, but you have to sit there and pretend you don’t care.
Frogs
those words you never wanna hear... fee fi fo fum
people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto
you know what? because personally i don’t
I’m too romantic and unrealistic
all I feel like doing is kissing and being kissed and not having anything to think about for a little while
you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression
Love all my sensitive girls who make the most mundane things seem vastly more intimate and romantic
a comic about trauma
giveaway!!!:
im giving away all the love i have in my heart
to participate u have to do.. absolutely nothing
i’m literally just gonna give u all my love and u have to take it ok take all my lov bitches
Pigeon walking.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you