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So this happened at my school and this is the definition of the public education system.
To the last bood post on tumblr! 🍻
*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*
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Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
hey
guess what
you’re so close to surviving 2018
you can make it
i’m so proud that you’re still here
keep going buddy
i love you
Preach
haaeyiel
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
If you cook a burger on a griddle or pan than isn't that just a meat pancake?
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
Rose
Stop Reblogging!!!
Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting
I just skipped a song by twenty one pilots because it wasn't depressing enough.
Hi this isn’t gender but sexuality it took me 4 years to come out to myself that I may be attracted to girls and I struggled for months going back and forth between labels and going back to straight then finally In June I finally accepted that I was bi and now I figured out I’m a lesbian!!! It takes a long process and I know I’m def not done with my road to acceptance but it’s ok to not understand and to go back and forth!!
!!sexualities can change, gender can change, anything can change and its okie
I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN
If I was a flower, I would be a daisy.
wait... no.
Shook
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And by the time they retrieve the sandwich, it has gotten moldy.
Every night you hear a noise coming from your kitchen. One day you work up the courage to investigate. Upon entering you see a monster rummaging around in your fridge, stealing a sandwich and escaping through a portal. That was your favourite sandwich.
English Translation
Renewal time
The first symptom was the loss of hair and teeth. Because KAJA first hit Japan, it was thought to be radiation sickness - the late Fukushima effect.
After three days, however, blindness and hemorrhagic bleeding appear in the groins, underarms and on the neck - at the largest lymph nodes. So when the doctors noticed the mismatched symptoms and notified the epidemiologists, they knew right away that it was a virus.
At first everything went well. The quick and reasonable decision of the authorities to quarantine and bring in the army significantly reduced the first wave of illnesses.
Only one thing was not actually planned - an incredibly high percentage of infections. The disease was transmitted by droplet and infectivity was in the range of 65-72%. This meant that two out of three people who were in restricted zones were ill. Mortality did not actually go below 95%. In other words, the infection meant death.
The first poses of the Paris bonfires appeared in Beijing, Paris, Los Angeles and Warsaw. After just two weeks, KAJA (first letters of the names of four doctors who discovered the disease) has already mastered the entire civilized world. Most of humanity disappeared within one quarter.
As you understand, the possibility of being on our island, which the planes do not fly on, and the ferry we serve alone, turned out to be absolutely salutary.
Of course, this would not have been possible without the miraculous statue of Our Lady Queen of Poland, which from Day End daily, at 9:37 in the morning - not accidentally twelve hours before the hour of the death of the Polish Pope - bleeds from holy eyes with holy blood.
That is why his excellency, Father Bishop, grandson, decides that from today all women will check before marriage to personally, in order to make sure that they do not carry the Antichrist's disease in the name of God Almighty.
That's all for today, you can go back to work, the cathedral will not build itself.
Pierwszym symptomem było wypadanie włosów i zębów. Ponieważ KAJA uderzyła najpierw w Japonii, myślano, że to choroba popromienna - późny efekt Fukushimy.
Po trzech dniach pojawia się jednak ślepota oraz krwotoczne wybroczyny w pachwinach, pod pachami i na szyi - przy największych węzłach chłonnych. Gdy więc lekarze zauważyli niepasujące symptomy i powiadomili epidemiologów, ci właściwie od razu wiedzieli, że to wirus.
Z początku wszystko szło dobrze. Szybka i rozsądna decyzja władz o kwarantannie i sprowadzeniu wojska ograniczyły znacznie pierwszą falę zachorowań.
Nie przewidziano właściwie tylko jednej rzeczy - niewiarygodnie wysokiego procenta zarażeń. Choroba przenosiła się drogą kropelkową i zakaźność mieściła się w przedziale 65-72%. To oznaczało, że dwie na trzy osoby, które znalazły się w strefach zamkniętych, chorowało. Śmiertelność nie schodziła właściwie poniżej 95%. Innymi słowy, zakażenie oznaczało śmierć.
Pierwsze pozawyspiarskie ogniska pojawiły się w Pekinie, Paryżu, Los Angeles i Warszawie. Po zaledwie dwóch tygodniach KAJA (pierwsze litery nazwisk czwórki lekarzy, którzy odkryli chorobę) opanowała już cały cywilizowany świat. Większość ludzkości zniknęła w ciągu jednego kwartału.
Jak więc rozumiecie, możliwość przebywania na naszej wyspie, na którą nie latają samoloty, a prom obsługujemy sami, okazała się być absolutnie zbawienna.
Oczywiście, nie udałoby się to, gdyby nie cudowna figura Matki Boskiej Królowej Polski, która od Dnia Końca codziennie, równo o 9:37 rano - nieprzypadkowo dwanaście godzin przed godziną śmierci Papieża Polaka - krwawi z oczu świętą krwią.
Właśnie dlatego jego ekscelencja ksiądz biskup Wnuk postanawia, że od dzisiaj wszystkie kobiety przed zamążpójściem sprawdzi osobiście, by w imię Boga Wszechmogącego upewnić się, czy nie noszą choroby Antychrysta.
To wszystko na dzisiaj, możecie wrócić do pracy, katedra się sama nie wybuduje.
I feel like death if death was on her period and just got hit by a bus.
I'm so sad that I couldn't go to " Interactive Introverts"
why do you feel the need to make out with you bf, there’s a fucking killer on the lose
Ew you’re gonna do that in a car?
oh yeah, go in the creepy abandoned house that the killer definitely lives in, that sounds safe
wait I thought this was a horror movie and not a romance
I can’t wait till these idiots get stabbed
Smexy
Breakfast in Bed
me flying away from your bs
can we talk about the fact that Sherlock puts eyeballs in the microwave and calls it "an experiment"
my friend is doing her math and I heard her whisper "why are there letters"
Dan and Phil, Thank you for making my life so much more amazing and not on fire😉
today I woke up and wanted to go home before I even got to school
I hate it when people get interrupted and don't finish their