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Fast and Furious Memes (1/x): Hobbs & Shaw edition

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We Love One (1) Royal Family

+ All Hail The Queen:

Thank God it's Friday. So I have two requests. Request #1: Can I have a Rowen where Roman and Owen are secretly dating and get caught by Deckard with Deckard threatening Roman and Owen calling him out on being with Hobbs

Roman wiggled through the window and fell to the floor, letting out a grunt of pain

"Shh! Be quiet! I can't let Deck know you're here." Owen hissed at him in the dark

Roman simply rolled his eyes

Why did he have to get with a guy who was too lazy to find his own place and decided we to live with a brother that probably wouldn't approve of their relationship

Standing up, Roman groped around for Owen or anything to tell him how to navigate safely around the room. Feeling Owen's arm, Roman moved closer to him and whispered

"Tell me again why we aren't just staying in a hotel?"

"Cause most of my stuff's here and I don't want to leave wearing the same clothes tomorrow."

"I swear, I can just buy you new stuff. It'd be much better than us literally sneaking into your brother's apartment!"

Roman felt like a teenager again. Sneaking into his boyfriend's parents, well brother in this case, house just to see his boyfriend

"Stop whining. You get to sleep with me, what's a better reward than that?"

"Keeping my head cause you know your brother's going to kill me when he finds me here."

"He's not going to find you."

"And what about him killing me?"

"I can't guarantee that. But I'll try to stop him."

"Love you too, babe," Roman said dryly

Suddenly, he felt Owen's lips on his cheek

"Love you too. Now shut up and get in bed."

The sun was shining and Deckard could vaguely hear the cars down below as he woke up. He could feel Luke's arms still wrapped around him as he slowly got his bearings

Turning in Luke's arms, Deckard kissed him awake and smiled as Luke kissed back, albeit sleepily

"Monring, love." Deckard whispered

"Morning."

"Want a shower first? I'm going to make breakfast." Deckard said, kissing him again

Luke let out a moan and pulled from the kiss

"Breakfast sounds great."

Slipping out of Luke's arms, Deckard headed towards the kitchen and stopped dead in his tracks

There shouldn't be any dishes in the sink.

"Owen." Deckard hissed to himself

He had been hoping Owen wouldn't be back from his latest heist and would let him and Luke have their short time together

Especially since his little brother didn't know he was dating the DSS agent

Sighing, Deckard turned around and headed towards Owen's room. Better to make sure he was asleep so he coukr sneak Luke out

Gently knocking on the door, Deckard wasn't surprised to not hear anything. Owen could sleep through almost anything

Opening the door, Deckard peaked his head in and was met with the panic filled eyes of one Roman Pearce

"What the bloody hell!"

Owen jerked up, wide awake at Deckard's yell.

And just in time as Deckard seemed to pull a knife out of thin air and started advancing on Roman

"Deck! It's not what it looks like!"

Deckard glared at him and Owen cringed

"Ok, yes. It is what it looks like. But come on! He's not that bad!"

"Hey!" Roman shouted in resentment

"You, quiet." Deckard hissed at Roman and turned back to Owen. "I swear Owen, are you fifteen again? Hiding your boyfriends from me?"

"No! I just didnt think you'd approve!"

"And I don't!"

"Um. Is everything ok?" A voice asked from the doorway

Three heads swiveled to look at Luke, who was sheepishly looking into the room, a towel wrapped around his waist and body still wet from the shower

"I heard shouts and wanted to check if everything was ok."

"What the bloody hell is he doing here?" Owen rounded on Deckard

Head in hands, Deckard didn't answer. He was too focused on deciding on whether or not to laugh or cry at the situation

Roman and Luke could only share looks of sympathy as they realized what kind of hole they had dug themselves into

Hope you enjoy friend!

Ayo! Shaw siblings Soulmates AU where they can visit each other in their dreams please?

AHHHH!! THIS ISNT A DRILL! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING! AHHHH

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE-

Ahem. Sorry about that 😅

~~~

When his younger siblings had been born, Deckard had been the happiest child in all of London, possibly the world in his opinion

He loved Owen and Hattie immeasurably and would do anything for them. Even fight off dragons, or knights, or clowns, or any creepy crawly that came for them

And that's what he found himself doing most nights when he was a teenager

He didn't know when he discovered he and his siblings could walk into each other's dreams, but he used the ability to make sure they only had pleasant ones

Both Owen and Hattie dreamed of adventures and doing dangerous and heroic things with each other. It was an often occurrence for Deckard to find them sharing each other's dreams without realizing it

He always knew which one was which. Owen's dreams would be filled with music he had heard recently and become obsessed with. While Hattie's always had the presence of nobility or a friendly monster

He rarely let his siblings into his own dreams. They didn't need to see the much more realistic nightmares he endured

Running from child eating clowns was a lot different from running from their father weilding his belt

And he didn't want to scar them when he began to have more adult dreams as he grew older. He would have to teach them how to stay out of each other's dreams when they got to that age too

As they all grew, they still shared their dreams but were confident in being able to have their own without their siblings interfering

But it became a godsend when Deckard was gone at boot camp and then missions for the military. He again kept any type of horrifying imagery away from them, not needing them to worry. Luckily his younger siblings were simply excited to talk to him rather than learn about what he was going through

This went on for years as all three started to find their own paths in life. They enjoyed talking to each other in their dreams, sharing their waking with each other

Until it all came crashing down

When Deckard had to flee from MI6, Hattie refused to meet him in their dreams. Instead demanding a face to face explanation

All that had ended up happening was Hattie spitting in his face and declaring her separation from their family

Whenever he dreamed, Deckard could still feel Hattie's dreams, they were just barely there on the horizon of his subconscious. But he never dared going close

Hattie already hated him and would hate him even more if he invaded her dreams

He found that he never wanted to dream again

Deckard started to take medication to silence him dreams. And on the rare occasions he did dream, he could tell Hattie and Owen were doing the same as him

It went on for years

Until one day

The day Owen wouldn't stop dreaming

Whenever Deckard would drift asleep, he could feel Owen's dreams bombarding him, almost demanding attention. Deckard had no idea why he was doing it all of a sudden

Until he finally gave in and visited his brother's dreams for the first time in a long time

Owen was wandering through a jungle, music blaring all around him

He looked relieved, but also frightened whdn Deckard showed up

"What's going on, Oh?" Deckard shouted over the music

"I can't wake up."

That's when Deckard learned his little brother had ended up in a coma

Deckard stopped taking medication, instead, comforting Owen every time he fell asleep. It was heartbreaking to see Owen trapped in his own mind

He carefully kept any dreams or thoughts of revenge away from Owen's dreams. Those were for Deckard alone

And then any dreams of facing the harsh life of prison were carefully kept from him as well. Including dreams containing the wrong use of handcuffs and certain Samoan

Deckard knew exactly when Owen woke up. It was almost a relief not to feel Owen's dreams pounding against his

And that's when Luke Hobbs ended up back in his life and dreams

Together, Owen and Deckard dreamed of revenge against Cipher, but Deckard kept his celebrations to himself in his own dreams. Owen didn't need nightmares about Deckard being pinned down in the throws of passion

Some time later, Deckard found himself back with Hobbs, and then Hattie was thrown back into his life

There was an unspoken rule between them that they wouldn't sleep at the same time as they tried to find a solution around the Snowflake

Until Deckard nearly fainted on the plane ride to Samoa, Hattie dozing on his shoulder

He could feel their dreams almost brushing up against each other, but didn't dare take that one step needed to combine them. Owen stayed suspiciously wake during all of this time

It wasn't until after Deckard had passed out after defeating Brixton did he feel his dreams being entered

It wasn't the first time he dreamed of Brixton and it wouldn't be the last. Thrashed in his dream, trying to knock the man off him as he choked the life out of Deckard

Taunts and insults spilled from Brixton's mouth as Deckard grew weaker and weaker against his hands. Tears rushed down Deckard's cheeks as he felt himself accept those words

"Deck."

Suddenly, Deckard wasn't in his dream anymore

He was laying on top of a hill he and his siblings used to play at when they visited their grandfather

Sitting up, Deckard met Hattie's eyes

Tears ran down her cheeks as well as she rushed into his arms and hugged him tight

That night, Deckard wasn't afraid to dream

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

First semi-official drawing request for @omnivorousshipper, who wanted their fav in heels.

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Fast and Furious Memes (3/x): Middle Child Edition

Would anyone be interested if i made a truly devious server? not rp, just so we can discuss the books and talk to people

Edit: I love all of you who replied with yes, but could you spread it?  Because I was thinking of making it themed, but i don’t want to put in so much effort for only 5-6 people to show up. Also, this server might be late, after March-ish, because its exam season for me. I hope you peeps understand!

All the asks! Deck and whoever else on a Gordon Ramsay show? ^^

If you've been watching me streams, you'll be hearing how I've been binge watching Hell's Kitchen lately lol. I just love the idea of Deckard being a contestant!

~~~

Deckard stood with the other constantants of Hell's Kitchen, all waiting for that day's challenge

So far, the competition was going smoothly. Deckard had taken control of his team easily, teaching them better methods and settling tempers

It was satisfying to see the group of men coming together to work as a unit under his tutelage. He even talked with the women after their challenges go coach them

He could tell the producers of the show hated his guts

They wanted drama, not every waking hour they had of Deckard bringing everyone together

At least Ramsay loved him and his cooking

Deckard could talk hours with the Scotsman and never grow bored. Especially when they talked about their kids

Even thinking about Sam and Luke made Deckard's heart pang. He missed them so much. He couldn't wait until he could cook for them again

Suddenly, Ramsay was walking towards them. Deckard straightened his back

"Today, none of you will be allowed to cook anything."

Deckard raised an eyebrow

"Instead," Ramsay smiled, "you'll be teaching someone else to cook."

Deckard had to hold back his smile. This would be too easy

"And I'm sure you'll recognize you students."

With a wave of his hand, a line of people walked into the dining room. Deckard heard several gasps and cries of joy as Ramsay introduced the contestants family members

And that's when Deckars spotted him

Owen

The little bastard was lined up with the other family members, smirking like crazy and keeping eye contact with Deckard

Who glared at his little brother

"Today's challenge, you'll have to instruct your family member how to cook a dish. Simple enough, yeah?"

Deckard glared harder at Owen

Owen smiled back smugly

"Well, what are you waiting for? Get going!"

Everyone ran for the kitchens

---

"Next, Deckard and his little brother, Owen." Ramsay called out and waved to them

So far, it had been a close tie between the teams and Deckard would break it one way or another

As he and Owen stepped up, Deckard kept his face neutral. This was going to be... entertaining

"Please show me what you made." Ramsay said and Owen lifted the metal dome

To reveal a plate of random fruit cut up

Ramsay's face was filled with shock

Owen was smiling proudly

Deckard hung his head

Seemed like the producers knew how to get him off the show

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

No business of yours

Owen let out a content sigh as he let himself fall backwards onto the large, plush bed. He only had a pair of sleep pants on, which allowed the fur blanket below him brush against his bare back and arms

Eyes closed, Owen hadn't felt this relaxed in quite some time

He had just spent an enjoyable time in a bubble bath, quickly followed by an incredible massage. Body loose and nearly purring in contentment, Owen had a filling meal

All that combined, and he felt as if he was floating in heaven

"Enjoying yourself?" A deep chuckled washed over him as the bed dipped

Cracking an eye open, Owen looked up to see Jakob smirking down at him

"Quite." Owen murmured and stretched gracefully against the soft fur under him. He let out a surprised noise when Jakob combed a hand through his hair

They were quiet as Owen rolled over and shoved his head in Jakob's lap, to better feel his fingers scratching against his scalp

Leisurely drifting off to sleep, Owen jerked slightly when Jakob's fingers drifted out of his hair and cupped his scarred cheek

"Who did this, Owen?" Jakob asked softly, but Owen could hear the quiet rage in his voice

Keeping his eyes firmly closed, Owen sighed

"It was an accident."

"Bull." Jakob hissed, but his hand stayed gentle

Owen opened his eyes to stare up at the other man. His eyes were alight with rage and his square jaw was set

"It doesn't matter. The guy already paid." Owen mumbled and could see Jakob wasn't happy with his answer. Glaring at him, Owen told him off. "Drop it. I survived and things between us are settled."

Keeping his eyes locked with Jakob, Owen didn't back down. After a few long moments, Jakob let his shoulders relax and he glanced away

"If you're sure."

Sitting up, Owen smiled as he cupped Jakob's jaw and brought their faces close

"I'm sure." He whispered and smashed their lips together

As they fell back in bed, Owen could only hope Jakob didn't figure out it was Dom who had been there during the failed heist

He didn’t want to create any bad blood between the brothers. Owen knew how important a bond between brothers were after all

For someone who brags about their subtleness, precision, and finesse, the Shaw siblings are all show-offs and attention seekers.

They really are!!

When introduced, all the Shaws are shown to be the utmost badasses around!

But when we see them on screen, they're badass, but absolutely RIDICULOUS

Owen?

Monologues to Dom for several minutes and gets to live out his life time dream of being a melodramatic villain

Deckard?

Doesn't even manage to kill one member of the crew, but manages to bring down how many buildings? How many explosions did he cause?

Hattie?

Immediately gets a wig and fights a guy 2 heads taller than her, and 3 times her weight. And she keeps fighting! The whole time delivering quips!

These three can be excellent spies/criminals/badasses, but when it comes down to it, all three are attention seekers

When they know they have someone to flaunt to, they will

Usually to potential mates

So, basically.

The Shaws are peacocks

Loud, obnoxious, and extremely noticeable when they want to be

Hey Omni! After seeing your content and you mentioning Owen in physiotherapy.

I thought about maybe the crew and his siblings helping him through it!

Aww! That'd be really wholesome! And gosh, Owen would be so embarrassed having to be helped by that many people

~~~

Dom leaned against the doorway leading into the living room and watched as Owen sat with Jack, who excited talked to him. Owen was lifting small weights, working on his arm strength

Every day, Owen was getting stronger. But it also seemed like he was getting just as restless

Owen had been with them for a few months now, ever since they had smuggled him out of the hospital. It had been difficult to sneak out someone who could barely walk out of the country undetected, but they had

And Dom didn't really regret it

The whole time Owen had been in that coma, it had broken Dom's heart to see how much Letty struggled. She would constantly fly back and forth between London and LA to see him

He was family to her, and she wasn't going to let him go

When she had come back, a mixture of tears and a smile, Dom knew it was time to make a decision

They would take Owen in as part of the crew. Whether he liked it or not

Luck seemed to be on their side, because Owen didn't remember anything about them. The Nightshade heist was wiped from his memory and how he had ended up in a coma

Owen had readily accepted their help, especially when he saw how much Letty trusted them

Months later, it felt as if Owen had been part of their crew since forever. Brian and Mia had accepted him and enjoyed how much he and Jack got along. Especially when Owen helped Jack with his ADHD

Dom was just worried what would happen when Owen was completely recovered

Would he want to stay with them?

Dom got his answer a week later

---

"Dom, I keep telling you, you have to wash the pans before putting them in the dishwasher!" Letty complained as she scrubbed at a pan

Dom simply grunted as he worked side by side her to scrub another pan. There was a reason he hated doing chores

They were so focused on each other, it took them a minute to notice they had an audience

"Let? Nic?"

Shutting off the water, they both turned to see Owen standing in the doorway. He still couldn't run, but he was able to stand by himself and walk unassisted

"What's up, Oh?" Letty asked, drying her hands

"Do you remember my brother's number? Or my Mum's?"

Dom blinked in surprise. He didn't even know Owen had a brother

"I have your brother's, but I wasn't sure if he was in a safe place to be contacted." Letty quietly admitted

"Even if he's not, he'll take the risk." Owen nodded. "I need to talk to him."

"Sure, Oh."

Letty handed her phone over and they watched him leave the room, phone to his ear

"Deck?"

Frowning, Dom looked down at Letty

"Why didn't you tell me he had family?"

Letty was still staring at where Owen was, biting her lip

"Because his brother is on the run from the law. He's done a lot worse than Owen and doesn't want to lead that trouble to Owen. I didn't want either of them risking their lives for each other."

"And now?"

"Looks like they're going to do it anyway." Letty sighed

---

It was another two weeks when Deckard and Hattie Shaw showed up

They were having their weekly barbecue. Jack had dragged Owen around the yard, leaving him breathless. Dom had raised an eyebrow when he saw Roman being the one to rush to Owen's side and help him sit

He shared a smirk with Brian, both nodding in agreement about the hopefully, future couple

They were all sitting down to eat when there was a shout from the driveway

"Owen!"

Owen had shot to his feet, but wobbled for a second. The rest of the crew followed suit, Roman standing next to Owen to take his weight if need be

"Deck!" Owen called back instead, not even noticing the protective stance the crew was taking around him

Around the corner came a man and woman, both looking pissed off

"Hatts?" Owen blurted out. He shoved away from the crew and slowly made his way over to the strangers

Dom's eyebrows rose when the two wrapped Owen in a strong embrace. The man cupped the back of Owen's head and brought their foreheads together

It was honestly touching watching the tearful exchange

After a minute, Owen pulled back enough to whisper to the man and woman. He pulled completely away, one of their hands in each of his

"Guys," he called out to the crew in a wide smile. "I'd like you to meet my brother and sister. Deckard and Hattie."

Everyone was silent as they took in two more Shaws

"Fuck. There's three?" Han mumbled, speaking everyone's thoughts

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

Hello Omni and Happy Friday! Can we have an AU where Owen succeeded in his heist, but he and Letty have to team up with the crew years later

Happy Friday friend! Oo! Oo! I've never even thought about an Au like this! I love this idea!!

~~~

Dom glanced over at Luke as they both stopped in front of a door

It had been a long two years since Luke had shown up on Dom's doorstep asking for his help. But ultimately, they hadn't been able to catch their man

Eventually, Luke had been taken off of Shaw's case and given other people to track down. With Dom and his crew helping, they were given their full pardons

But, now with Cipher running around, making them and Luke fugitive, they would need some extra man power. They didn't have a lot of options, but Dom was sure this wouldn't be a dead end

Or, at least, he hoped it wouldn't be

"You sure about this, Toretto?" Luke asked. "She still might not know who you are."

Dom shook his head. He could remember the way she had looked at him the night of their last race

Letty knew who he was

"Let's get this over with." Dom grunted

Luke nodded and knocked on the door

After a few moments of waiting, the door opened, revealing a man shorter than both Dom and Luke

Dom frowned and raised an eyebrow at the man. He was wearing a large sweater that seemed to swallow him whole, while reading glasses perched at the end of his nose

He didn't look like someone Shaw and Letty would associate with

"Who are you?" The man snapped, his body tense

"Friends of Letty Ortiz and Owen Shaw." Dom said simply

The man narrowed his eyes

"Why are you here?"

"We need to talk to them." Luke said shortly. "So, if you don't mind stepping aside..."

The man snapped his head up to glare st Luke and for a moment, Dom was sure the smaller man was about to pounce on him. Now that, would have made for an entertaining fight

"Deck?"

Dom tensed as he heard Owen Shaw's voice drift out from the apartment

"Everything ok?"

Dom raised an eyebrow at "Deck", who let out a sigh and opened the door for them

"Your friends are here, Oh." The man shouted back and walked deeper into the apartment, ignoring Dom and Luke

Stepping into the large and extremely clean apartment, Dom balled his fists. Sitting on a couch was Shaw and Letty

She was spread out with her head in Shaw's lap. Dom could see several small braids in her hair as she sat up

"What the bloody hell are you doing here?" Shaw snarled as he rose to his feet. He stepped in front of Letty, shielding her from them

"We're just here to talk." Luke said firmly

"About what?" Letty asked as she stood as well, shoving Shaw out of the way so she could see them

"I don't care!" Shaw snapped. "Get out!"

"Not until we talk." Dom growled and took a step closer

"About what?!" Letty nearly shouted

"We need your help." Luke said plainly

Dom could see Shaw's face slip and his anger be replaced with confusion. He and Letty glanced at each other for a long second, almost as if they were having a silent discussion

"With what?" Letty eventually asked, her eyes narrowed

"We're being hunted by an international terrorist and need you to help us take her down."

"Who is she?" Shaw asked

"Goes by Cipher-" Luke started to explain before Letty let out a frustrated huff and punched Shaw in the arm

"Of all the fucking people!"

"Ow! Bloody tits, Let!" Shaw yelped

"I don't know how, but this is your fault!" Letty snapped, poking Shaw hard in the chest

"Oh, please." Shaw rolled his eyes. "I sleep with her once, and suddenly she's my responsibility?"

Dom blinked

What?

He watched as Letty and Shaw kept arguing back and forth. He couldn't help but wonder what they were to each other

But, if they did agree to help take down Cipher, then just maybe he would get to learn about the odd duo

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

Happy Pesach!

[id: the bugs bunny “i wish all x a very pleasant evening” meme. this one is edited to say “i wish all Jews a very Happy Passover.” end id.]

Why do you think Owen didn't give Letty up during Fast and Furious 6? Pride? Friendship? Stubborness? It would have saved him a lot of trouble!

It honestly would have saved him a boat load of trouble!! The stupid boy! 🙄

But no, it wasn't that simple for Owen

Sure, he could have just told Letty to get out of there and she was out of the crew. Thus making Dom and his crew chase after her and not Owen

But Owen didn't want to let Letty go

Mostly, 1) she wouldn't have listened to him and done what he said. And 2) his ego is too big

He's not about to let one of his best drivers go. Or the one person he's connected to in a long time

Owen even admits it (in the most obnoxious way ever) that he would be sad to see Letty get hurt or killed. He doesn't want to let her go

He thinks the best thing for her is to stay with him. Not the guy who didn't even check if she was actually dead or not

So, I think it was a mix of pride, stubbornness, and loneliness that made Owen keep Letty in his crew and not hand her over to Dom

Owen most likely had a bad read on Dom and assumed he was just some street thug who got lucky in Rio. He saw Dom's bleeding heart and didn't want that to hurt Letty

Especially when Owen knew Dom had moved on with Elena

So, Owen was doing it for selfish reasons. But maybe he was convincing himself it was for Letty's benefit as well

Thanks for the question friend!

Hey Omni! I was wondering what the Torettos crew reactions would be with working with Owen. How do you think they would feel about the scars they gave him? Do you think they would feel bad?

Oooo! I'm loving all the Owen love recently!

As for your question, the crew has a lot of mixed feelings when it comes to Owen

Letty

When she looks at Owen and sees his scares, she feels a crushing guilt. She wishes her friend hadn't been put through that much pain and grief

But she also knows that it isn't her fault

Owen chose his actions and those were the consequences of said actions. It was an accident, one that nobody saw coming, but it had been a risk that came with the life he lived

Letty keeps that guilt and sense of failure with her when she's his scars, but each time she hears his laughter and is wrapped in his arms, she knows he's alright. He's alive and back in her life, and that's more important than any scar

Dom

He has similar feelings as Letty. He feels a twisting feeling in his gut when he sees those scars on Owen's face, but it's not quite guilt

Regret, maybe. But Dom wouldn't have changed every action he took that faithful night

Owen had terrorized him and his family, even kidnapping his sister. He didn't have much remorse for Owen when it came to fighting him at that time

But Dom does have to wonder if he could have saved Owen

Could he have grabbed him in time? Could he have knocked Owen out and dragged him out of the plane and to safety? Could they have recruited Owen and have him join the crew, and then convince his siblings later on?

There's a lot of 'what ifs' that Dom could swell on, but chooses not to. That's in the past, and while he wishes that Owen and his family hadn't gone through that pain, he's not going to fret over it

Owen is on their side now, almost like a brother to Dom, and from now on, Dom's going to do all he could for him

Roman

He wasn't there when Owen fell and he didn't really think about it when he received the news of Owen being in the hospital

Owen had just been another evil villain in his eyes until he joined the crew

And once they got together, Roman feels extremely guilty

He wishes they hadn't fought Owen. He wishes Owen didn't bare the scars they gave him. He wishes Owen didn't have nightmares about dying in that coma

Instead of dwelling on it, Roman embraces it. He kisses Owen's scars whenever he can and tries to lift his spirits after those nightmares

Tej

He doesn't have many thoughts on the matter. Like Roman, he hadn't been there when Owen fell and he's best buddies with Owen

He feels bad when he hears about Owen struggling with the scars and aftermath of being in a coma, but he doesn't think about it as much as the others

Luke

While he didn't see Owen fall off the plane, he feels his heart break when he sees Owen struggling with the aftermaths

He doesn't like seeing his little brother hurting, but he also knows that Owen wouldn't have stopped. Owen would have kept going no matter what, short of being hurt that badly

Luke wishes, just like Letty, that they could have just locked Owen up and not seen him in a hospital bed and in a coma

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

Deckard: *Tries to turn on the lights* Luke! You forgot to pay the electricity bill!

Luke: Isn’t it Owen’s turn?

Owen: I don’t even live here

Luke: Our fridge says otherwise

Owen:

Owen is a freeloader and Luke doesn't hesitate to call him out on it

Ah hello Omni! I have a request! Can we have the Shaw siblings and the subtle (or not so subtle) aftermaths and effects of their childhood trauma (and adulthood trauma). Thank you! 😘

I've been biting at the bit to write this one up friend!! I have so many ideas for it, just bear with me!

Warning: implied child abuse, flashbacks pertaining images of child abuse

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Deckard kept his breath even and his eyes closed as he listened to his own heartbeat on the monitor next to him. He could feel his skin itching close to the needle stuck in the back of his hand, but knew better than to scratch at it

He purposely ignored the way his ribs screamed in pain every time he moved even slightly. Or how his foot was raised up on several pillows and a thick cast wrapped around his ankle

It had been a stupid mistake. He didn't see a grenade coming towards him in time and had been thrown off a small ledge. He was lucky to not be struck by any depris

But not lucky enough not to get hurt

With his eyes closed and mind elsewhere, Deckard didn't hear the heavy footsteps coming closer and closer to his room until the door banged open and made Deckard's eyes fly open

"What the fuck did you think you were doing?" Luke Hobbs growled at him. He barred his teeth in anger and stormed up to Deckard

Before the Brit had any time to respond, Luke continued

"I turn my back for one second and you can't even keep yourself from doing the most stupid shit I've ever seen!" Luke shouted, standing over Deckard. "The next time I yell 'grenade' you fucking listen to me, Shaw! Do you understand?"

Deckard stared up at him, face blank as he nodded his head the slightest amount

"See that you don't, princess." Luke barked at him before storming out of the room and slamming the door shut

Deckard could only stare after him

While Luke probably didn't notice the heart monitor going crazy, Deckard most certainly did and tried to calm himself down before any nurse could come rushing in

Blood rushed in Deckard's ears as he tried to take calming breathes but they came shaking and brought a small sob from his lips. His hands shook more than he remembered them doing so in a decade and didn't stop no matter what he did

While the nurses only heard Luke's shouted words, all Deckard heard was his father's words

Closing his eyes, Deckard could feel tears falling down his cheeks

---

Roman could sleep through almost anything. Including the loud thunderstorm that was rolling through Miami that night. He was firmly wrapped around Owen, his chest covering the Brit's back. Face shoved securely in Owen's hair, Roman slept like a baby

Before being violently woken up by Owen sitting up straight

Roman jerked harshly and flung his arms out as a loud crash of thunder shook the walls and made Owen jump even harder

As the rolling thunder trailed off, Roman could hear Owen's heavy breathing in the dark

"Oh? You ok?" Roman whispered and moved closer, but didn't dare put his hand on the other man, no matter how much he wanted to comfort him. He knew better than startle him

"Y-yeah." Came Owen's shaky reply

Frowning, Roman watching him, but couldn't see much in the darkness. Owen's breathing wasn't calming down as quickly as he'd like

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong."

"Owen..."

Owen shook his head

"Thunder reminds me when one of my units got bombed when I was in the military." He whispered

Roman felt his heart shatter

"I'm so sorry, Oh."

Owen nodded and took a shaky breath

"Can we sleep?"

"Yeah."

Settling back down, Roman lifted his arm as Owen snuggled into his chest and shoved his head beneath Roman's chin. Holding him close, Roman rubbed Owen's back in comfort

But Owen was stiff as he kept his eyes open, lost in thought

He didn't tell Roman that the thunder also sounded like the gun his father used to own and would point at him as a child

---

Closing the door, Hattie carefully juggled the boxes of pizza and breadsticks as she went back into her apartment

She smiled as she saw Ramsey cracking open two beers and placing them on the coffee table. The TV was ready to go with their choice of movie that night, Little Shop of Horrors

"You said this place was good?" Ramsey asked as Hattie started to place the boxes down

"Best place on this side of London." Hattie flashed her a smile, not looking where she put the boxes

Suddenly, there was a thud as one of the beer bottles went crashing to the floor and spilling everywhere

"Oh shit!" Ramsey yelped as beer splashed all over her feet. "Where are your paper towels?"

As she looked over at Hattie, she found her as pale as a ghost and frozen to the spot

"Hatts?" Ramsey called out gently, but she didn't move

Hattie's eyes were stuck on the fallen beer that was still gushing out the contents. Standing, Ramsey moved closer to Hattie and saw her hands shaking

"Hattie? What's wrong?"

"N-nothing!" Hattie blurted and jerked in place. "Let me clean this up."

"Ok, but-" before Ramsey could continue, Hattie had bolted off and towards the kitchen. Ramsey frowned after her

Hattie nearly collided with the kitchen counter as her breath came short and ragged. Frantically, she looked down at her hands and saw the small scarring on the back of them

She could clearly hear her father screaming at her and demanding she be punished. She could practically feel the latex gloves he would shove onto her hands and force her to wear for an hour or more. She could remember the burning and itching sensation that ran up her arms as she was forced to sit in the puddle of beer she had knocked over by accident

"Hattie?"

"Coming!" Hattie yelled back, hoping her voice wasn't shaking. Grabbing the paper towel, Hattie went back into the living room

---

Leaning against a wall, Deckard kept his eyes narrowed as he watched a nurse walk up to Owen and brandishing a needle

Deckard flexed his arm without thinking and could feel the soreness from where he had already been stuck by a needle

He and his siblings had been sent out by Mr. Nobody to track down an international criminal, but had ended up being ambushed. The guy had sent a canister at them, leaving them in a cloud of unidentified gas

Now, they needed to know if they had been poisoned

Meaning they needed to have their blood drawn

Which Deckard could see that both Owen and Hattie were about to refuse

Hattie was sitting next to Owen, his hand tightly squeezing hers as they both kept their eyes on the nurse

Deckard wanted to tell them that nothing was going to happen, but he knew they wouldn't believe him. Not when he had said the same thing years ago and had been wrong

He knew exactly what was going through their minds when they saw a needle

They were questioning whether they would be forced to sleep if the needed touched them

Deckard had been nine when their mother had first brought home her needles. She had shown them to her children, stating that if they misbehaved while she had an important meeting, she'd make sure they were quiet

Owen, the poor rowdy six year old, had found out the hard way

The needles were filled with strong sedatives that had left Owen unconscious for almost a day

Deckard was sure their mother had killed him

But he had woken up, shaking and sobbing

It wasn't the last time their mother would use tranquilizers on them when they misbehaved. The last time being only half a year ago when Hattie had accidentally screwed up a job their mother had been pulling

Pushing himself off the wall, Deckard dragged a chair up next to Owen and sat on his other side

"Just let 'em take your blood, and we'll get out of here." Deckard said quietly, looking between his siblings

Neither looked remotely comforted

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

Heyyyy, I was rereading your incorrect quotes, and you mentioned that in the twins AU, Hattie dyed her hair blond to separate herself from Owen. Can we see how that went down please? Owen must've been so hurt!

Hey! Have to admit, I wasn't the person who came up with the idea! Someone on my stream did (sorry I can't remember who!) and I absolutely loved it. I think it could make perfect sense and have been dying to use it!

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Hattie glanced at Deckard, but didn't see any kind of emotion on his face as he drove. That was the thing about her older brother

He could always tell what she was feeling, but she couldn't tell what he was thinking if he didn't want her to

Annoying bugger

"You said mum wanted all of us there?" She asked quietly as they went smoothly through the streets of London

"Yes, Hatts. All three of us."

Hattie nodded and looked out the window. They didn't say anything else

After a little while, they finally arrived at an upscale restaurant. The type their mother always preferred

One of their mother's men met them and drove Deckard's car away, leaving them to enter the restaurant

The place was empty and made Hattie feel exposed as they walked past so many empty tables. Most of the lights were off, except the ones shining down on a single large booth in the corner

Already sitting were their mother and her other brother

Queenie and Owen looked to be in a heated debate as she sipped at her wine and he demolished the bread basket

"What the bloody hell are you two snipping about now?" Deckard drawled as they approached the booth

"Your brother thinks he could pull a job off by himself. I keep telling the little bugger he needs another person."

"And I keep telling you to stop underestimating me." Owen snapped

Hattie bit her lip as she saw her mother and brother glare at each other. She might have been away from her family for eight years, but things didn't seem to have changed. Those two would always argue

"Ah! Hatts, love! About time you finally came to a family dinner." Her mother huffed at her

Hattie smiled at her, knowing the guilt trip when she heard one

"Come, come. Sit already you two!" Her mother waved at them impatiently and scooted over

Hattie slid in next to her, while Deckard sat next to Owen

Who hadn't taken his eyes off Hattie since their mother had started talking

She met his stare

His eyes roamed over her face and seemed to keep going back to her hair. He raised an eyebrow in question, but Hattie simply raised on back. If Owen wanted to ask, he would have to verbally do so

There was too much bad blood between them for her to communicate like they used to

"What's with the new look?" Owen asked casually, leaning back in the plush seat and sipping at his own wine

But Hattie could see the confusion and hurt in his eyes

He was asking why she looked so different from him

Hattie held back her sigh

When Deckard had run and Hattie had made her choice to leave the family, she had taken a long, hard look in the mirror

And decided she didn't want to even look like the criminals her family had become

So, she had dyed her hair blonde, cut it, and curled it so it wouldn't anything like Owen would wear his hair

They had both been born with nearly black hair. Growing up they had purposely worn their hair identically so people would get them confused

Hattie wouldn't ever admit it, but she missed those days

And meeting Owen's eyes, she could see he did too

Smirking, Hattie shrugged

"Wanted to try something new when I went undercover. Think I'll go back to the way it was."

Owen nodded and his expression smoothed. But next to him, Deckard narrowed his eyes. Sending him a sharp look, she shook her head slightly

What Owen didn't know wouldn't hurt him

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

dark academia literary works: a masterlist

Hello! I replied to this post on Reddit today, trying to compile all the dark academia books I could think of, and then thought that maybe all of you here might find it useful too, so here you go. It is a very, very broad list, a mix of classic and contemporary literature, and there is no set criteria besides having a dark vibe (this includes murder and crime but could just be the way it’s written as well) and portraying an academic setting, most of the time from the student’s point of view. I haven’t read all of these myself and so I can’t judge on quality, but hopefully this will inspire people to add on to it in the comments.

Here you go!

The Lessons by Naomi Alderman Truly, Devious by Maureen Johnson The Secret History, Donna Tartt If We Were Villains by M. L. Rio Maurice by E. M. Forster The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde Possession by A.S. Byatt The Truants by Kate Weinberg The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark Vicious by V. E. Schwab The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater (tangentially related) A Little Life, Hanya Yanagihara Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro The Likeness by Tana French The Rachel Papers by Martin Amis Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo (coming out tomorrow!) Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë The Lake of Dead Languages by Carol Goodman Oleanna by David Mamet Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides

Other classics that are not Dark Academia in content, but which I would include in a list of the DA canon: The Iliad and The Odyssey by Homer Shakespeare’s plays (Macbeth, Hamlet are good ones to start with) A Separate Peace, John Knowles The Bacchae, Euripides Greek tragedies (a good one to start with is Antigone, very popular and staged many a time) Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman Beat generation literature Jane Austen’s books (light academia, anyone?)

Luke: Deckard's in jail!?!?

Owen: Yeah, for something he didn't do!

Hattie: What didn't he do?

Owen: Run fast enough🙄

*flashback*

Deckard: they're catching up!

Owen: it's fine!

Deckard: how?!

Owen: as long as I run faster than you, they won't get me!

Btw, I am fully convinced Owen is the reason his family is in prison 75% of the time

Words cannot describe how much I adore this drabble!

Mama Shaw comparing Lukard’s compatibility to Rattie and Rowen, Owen defending his boyfriend’s honor with “he’s funny”, Letty being the only one in the crew who’s acceptable, the crew being absolutely hopeless, Mama Shaw nagging about her kids needing more training, Deckard being the only one of his siblings who’s still sharp, Owen whining, Owen and Hattie protecting their lovable yet vulnerable partners, THE REALIZATION THAT THE SHAW SIBS HAVE GONE SOFT BECAUSE OF THE TORETTO CREW AND THEIR PARTNERS!!!

Asdfghjkl I love this so much! Thank you Omni! 💞💞💞

Hello again Omni! And happy Friday! I got an idea: what if Mama Shaw tagged along on a Nobody mission? Imagine: her critiquing everything her kids do, complaining about the team, and judging her children's partners.

Hello again friend! Sorry for the later response, I had to plan out some lesson plans with my teaching group

This is such a fun idea!! Mama Shaw would be her kids' ultimate critic!

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Narrowing her eyes, Queenie Shaw watched from above as Toretto's crew worked to take down the small army of goons that were trying to keep them from their chosen target

The man was an international hacker who had fled the country when he stole top secret information

Mixed in the crowd, she could see her three children all fighting

Owen looked far too gleeful as he kept goons away from his little boyfriend, Pearce. Owen fought off the men and women with abandon as Pearce tried to throw a punch or two at the people who rarely got through Owen's guard

Meanwhile, Hattie was off in the corner, protecting Ramsey as she had a hacking battle with their target. She seemed full immersed in her computer battle while Hattie never once left her side

But it was Deckard and Luke at the center of the fighting that caught Queenie's eye

The two men worked off each other spectacularly

Back to back, they protected each other and traded weapons when needed. It was almost as if they were reading each other's minds as they went through enemy after enemy

Queenie was immensely proud of her children, but they would need improvements. They had all seemed to become a bit sloppy when fighting

She would need to have have train properly with a master she chose

Viewing the crew they were fighting alongside of, Queenie could see why they were getting sloppy

None or Toretto's crew knew how to fight. Even though Ortiz had obvious training, it was a mix of different arts. Maybe she could convince the younger woman to join her children's training

But the rest of the crew was hopeless in Queenie's eyes

Why her children even stuck with the crew was beyond her comprehension

Shaking her head, Queenie left them to their fight. She needed a strong cuppa

---

"Mum, we don't need more training!" Owen whined

They were back at Nowhere, sitting across their mother in a room she had commandeered. None of Nobody's agents had gone against the Shaw matriarch

"With what I saw today, you need it." She said firmly

Deckard sighed

He thought they were past their mother managing them

"We're fine mum." He tried to convince her

"You are still on top of your game, Dex, but your siblings need a refresher. And you know they won't learn if you're not there."

"Oi!" Hattie hissed. "My fighting skills are perfectly fine!"

"Trust me, you need more." Queenie sniffed and then pointed her cup at both Owen and Hattie. "And we need to discuss your partners."

"What?" Owen's voice dropped dangerously

"Don't you start." Queenie warned. "Hatts, your Ramsey is a smart tart, but she needs to learn how to protect herself while hacking. You can do it, so can she. And Oh. Why are you with that bloke? Hes more bark than bite!"

"He's funny." Owen mumbled, not wanting to admit anything about Roman's fighting style

"Jokes aren't going to save his hide in a fight. You should be with someone who can have you back, like Hobbs has Dex's."

Deckard glanced over at Owen and could visibly see his little brother's anger boiling over

Sighing once again, Deckard stood to make more tea

They would need it

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

Roman to GenderFluid!Owen: Do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?

Owen: Since you ate my burrito, today you have an enemy.

YES! The adventures of Roman navigating Owen's gender! I LOVE IT!! And pissing Owen off because he ate his food. Wtf is wrong with you Roman?!

Roman: hey, baby boy-

Owen: no

Roman: baby girl?

Owen: nah

Roman: baby?

Owen: yes. Am baby

Hobbs and Shaw Venom Au Part 3

Part 1 here

Part 2 here

So. Uh. I might have more on this Au than I thought 😅

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Standing in his now ruined lab, Brixton ground his teeth together

How the hell had one lowly DSS agent been able to steal all three of his most prized possessions?

Brixton knew he should have killed the man himself! And not let his incompetent underlings dispose of the giant nuisance

Now, all three symbiotes were gone, not a trace of where they went

Brixton had no idea what Hobbs was planning on doing with them

"It's so hard to find good help nowadays, wouldn't you agree?"

Turning swiftly, Brixton's eyebrows rose in shock as a little girl stood behind him. He wasn't sure he had ever seen a ten year with such a sinister smile

"What are you doing here?" He asked gently. "There's no way you should have gotten in."

"You'll see that I'm full of surprises." The girl's face almost split in two with the smile she sent him

In a blink of an eye, a grey goo jumped from the girl's skin and straight for Brixton

---

Luke bit down on his smile as he could feel the curiosity and pure happiness flowing from Deckard. The symbiote's emotions mixed with Luke's amusement and gave them a bit of a high

Ever since Roman and Owen had bonded, Roman was practically jumping for joy as he tried to describe every human food to he alien. It had been hilarious to see the green goo shivering in excitement as Roman went on

Now, the warehouse they were hiding in had several long table covered from end to end with various foods

And all three symbiotes were looking at it with awe

"Please...?"

The question echoed softly in his head and Luke couldn't help but think the symbiote was adorable as he asked for permission

"Go for it, princess."

Stepping up to the tables, Luke saw Ramsey and Roman already letting their own piles of goo to jump right in

It was honestly fascinating to watch and listen to the reactions the aliens had to human food

All three loved sweets, of course, but it seemed like Hattie had a thing for noodles, while Owen went for every single spicy food he could get. Meanwhile, Deckard sampled everything and purred in delight with every bite

"Here. This is one of your favorites, right?"

Blinking, Luke looked down to see Deckard holding a slice of pizza in his sharp teeth and offering it to him

"Yeah, it is. How'd you know?" Luke asked and took the slice

"I can read your mind, silly human." Deckard chuckled

Rolling his eyes, Luke took a bite of the pizza. He might have forgotten that Deckard could

Looking across from him, Luke smirked. Hattie was gently nudging a small carton of food towards Ramsey. While Owen was gently taking grapes from Roman's fingers

He knew man eating aliens could be so sweet

~~~

Au where Deckard and Luke are raising young Samantha together: Sammy learns her first bad word, Owen's laughing hysterically and Hattie's barely hiding her snickers, while Luke and Hobbs are trying to 1) find out who taught her that (spoiler: it was accidentally them) and 2) how to get her to stop.

😂 I love it!! And I love the idea of Sam being raised by the Shaws and her dad

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Yawning widely, Owen stumbled towards the kitchen in hopes that Deckard had already made breakfast. He could hear several voices and assumed that Sam was just being fussy with her own food again

She had gotten to the age where throwing food was much more amusing that eating it

Owen remembered that age fondly

But, as he stepped into the kitchen, he was met with an odd scene

Both Luke and Deckard were standing in front of Sam, who was laughing and clapping her hands. She was innocently sitting in her high chair as they talked to her

Or begged, as it seemed

Hattie was leaning against a counter watching the whole thing and covering her mouth. But Owen could still hear her small snickers

"What's going on?" Owen whispered, sliding up next to her and watched the show

"Shit!"

Owen's eyebrows skyrocketed as his niece shouted the curse word

"Sammy, love, please don't say that word. It's a bad word, and we can't say bad words." Deckard explained and looked to tired to keep doing so to the toddler

"Shit!"

"Sam, that's a bad word." Luke weakly protested

Who knew their one weakness would be a two year old

Just the sight of the two strongest people Owen knew trying to convince a toddler not to swear was too much

Owen burst out laughing

"Hey! This isn't funny!" Luke barked. "Did you teach her that word?"

Owen took a gasping breath as he shook his head and continued laughing

"Hatts didn't teach her and Oh didn't, so where did she learn it?" Deckard huffed

"Probably from one of you two." Hattie drawled

"What? I don't swear in front of her!" Luke glared

"She's a sneaky little bugger," Owen pointed out. "You could have said it when you didn't know she was there."

"Bullsh-"

"Luke!" Deckard yelped

"Shit!" Sam happily finished for him

Deckard covered his face with his hands and let out a low moan of despair

"Sammy, if you stop saying that word, I'll give you some special chocolate." Deckard told the toddler with a defeated air

"Deck! You can't just bribe our daughter!" Luke scolded

"Got a better plan?" Deckard hissed

"Choco!" Sam whined and made grabby hands towards Deckard

"A true blackmail artist." Owen chuckled. "A perfect fit into the Shaw family."

Luke glared at him while Deckard left to retrieve a piece of chocolate from his secret stash

~~~

I hope you enjoyed friend!

I cannot thank @katlynne-lyons enough for this stunning commission! This is absolutely beautiful and captures Deckard's character perfectly!

Make sure to go check out the artist's blog and artwork!

I always headcanon Deckard likes to wear dresses and feeling fancy. It doesn't matter if he's wearing a suit or dress, he'll kick your ass regardless!

Luke and Owen swordfiighting:

Owen: Ha! You fight like my sister!

Luke: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment!

Hello Omni! Ik Friday was yesterday, so you can answer whenever. What do you think Owen did to get dishonourbly discharged? And did he do it on purpose?

I was actually thinking about this lately, and I am in firm belief that Owen absolutely, 100% did it on purpose

I like to think that Owen only left the military when Deckard was framed and on the run

Owen was seeing red

MI6 came around and interrogated Owen, trying to find Deckard, but he didn't know anything. Seeing these people hunting his brother down like a dog had Owen wanted to burn the world down

And that's what he did

He only did enough planning to get enough bombs and know where to place them

Owen stormed into MI6 and set the place ablaze

You do not mess with a Shaw, not unless you want to get burned

Owen went full John Wick on MI6. They lost a lot of good agents

Of course, this meant that the military had to discharge Owen cause he's now an international criminal

And from there, Owen didn't look back. He continued to terrorize MI6 for years while pulling heists

Thanks for the question friend!

Hi. Answer whenever you want but F6 team after they first capture Owen time travel to post Hobbs and Shaw? Owen doesn't approve of Hobbs, Roman is trying to figure out why future him is dating Owen, and everyone else is cracking jokes about the broody Owen being related to the very family oriented Deckard and Magdalene?

Omg, it's almost like a reverse of my fic Dear Future Self! I love it!!

I absolutely love the idea of F6 Roman staring at his future self with a future Owen. He'd just gape like a fish and pointing back and forth between them

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Luke glared at Owen Shaw, who looked far too smug with his hands cuffed behind his back and having been punched by Brian

"This is how it's going to go down," Shaw sneered at Dom, who stood across from him and looked ready to murder the Brit

But before Shaw could get another word out, Luke felt the world fall out from beneath him

Letting out a shout, Luke tried to scramble to purchase, but found thin air pass through his fingers. He could hear several other shouts from the crew as he felt himself keep falling through a seemingly endless void

Finally, the ground met him. Face first

Grunting, Luke let himself lay on the grassy ground for a moment. He could hear people moving on the ground near him

Lifting his head, he saw the crew laid out near him. Dom was checking on Letty as Brian was calling out to Tej

But Luke didn't see Roman, Gisele, or Han anywhere

Along with Shaw

"What the hell did that bastard do?" Luke growled to himself as he got to his feet. Looking around, Luke's eyes went wide

Why in the fresh hell were they in his backyard?

"Anyone know where we are?" Brian asked

Turning back to them, Luke could see that they were all on their feet and looking around equally as confused

"I'm not sure, but it looks like we're in LA." Luke told them

Before anyone could say anything else, they heard a door open. Frowning, Luke saw the back door slide open to reveal a man Luke had never seen before

He was bald, but smaller than Luke and was wearing an oversized hoodie, with DSS written across the chest

Luke couldn't help but think he looked adorable

The man raised an eyebrow at them

"What the bloody hell are you lot doing here?"

"We're not really sure." Dom spoke up, glancing between the man and Luke. "Mind telling us?"

"LA, Hobbs residence." The man drawled

"Hobbs?" Tej asked, eyes narrowed

"This is my house, but it doesn't explain why we're on the other side of the world." Luke snapped and turned towards the stranger. "How'd we get here?"

"How the bloody hell am I supposed to know?" The man glared at him. "You're the ones who showed up on my lawn!"

"Yours?" Luke sputtered

"Well, half his."

Luke blinked

A man who looked exactly like him stepped next to the man and wrapped an arm around him

"What's your is mine." The man mumbled as he pouted up at the other Luke

"I'll try saying that when I want to drive one of your fancy cars, princess." The other Luke chuckled. "Let me talk to them and see what's going on."

The man glanced at the crew before going further into the house

"Someone want to explain what's happening?" The other Luke asked

"One second we were arresting Owen Shaw and the next, we're here." Brian tells him bluntly. "Do you know where that bastard is? The asshole kidnapped my wife."

"That was years ago." The other Luke frowned

"What do you mean?" Letty questioned. "We were just there!"

"Well, now you're not." The other Luke sighed. "Its been several years since that happened. Brian, don't worry about Mia, she's safe and sound. All of you are actually. Back in the states and with your families."

"And Shaw?" Dom asked

The other Luke sighed heavily at that and gave a half heart shrug

"He visits every other week."

"What the fuck does that mean?" Luke hissed

"Deckard," the other Luke nodded towards the house. "Is Owen's older brother. Meaning Owen visits often."

"You got with Shaw's brother?" Tej asked incredulously and then let out a low whistle. "You got some game, Hobbs!"

"Thanks." The other Luke snorted in amusement. "He's not like Owen exactly. He absolutely loves his family and has gone on a war path to destroy those who hurt his loved ones."

"Seems like big brother's code is also family." Dom sneered

"It's what his whole family believes." The other Luke shrugged. "Owen's just a bitter asshole sometimes."

"A fucking hypocrite more like." Brian snorted

The sound of the door sliding opening again made them all look at Deckard, who looked exasperated

"If you've been wondering where Pearce was, I found him." He huffed

The other Luke started to laugh

"Let me guess, he and Oh?"

"Yep."

"This is going to be fun."

Luke shared a concerned look with the rest of the crew

What was so funny?

---

Roman could only stare at the marble counter as his mind tried to process what had happened in the last twenty minutes

One second he was about to jump on Shaw for kidnapping Mia, and the next he was landing on plus carpet of a fancy bedroom

To only look up and see himself on top of Owen Shaw

Completely naked

It had been equally shocking to see Shaw roll them off the bed and take cover. A gun appeared in his hands as he pointed it at Roman and the Owen Shaw Roman knew

After a lot of shouting, Roman's other self ushered him out while grabbing a silk robe. They left the Shaws in the bedroom

"Look, I'm not sure how to explain it." His other self laughed nervously

"Yeah, how do you explain sticking your dick in the enemy?" Roman snapped

"He's not our enemy anymore. Owen's actually joined the crew."

"How?"

"It's, uh, a long store." His other self said sheepishly. "All you need to know is that Owen is actually really cute when he's not scheming to take down the world."

"Aw, Ro, no need for flattery." Owen Shaw's voices purred

Snapping his head up, Roman saw the Shaws coming out of the bedroom

The other Shaw was dressed in tight pants with a loose fitting tank top, while the Shaw Roman knew looked indifferent

"Only for you, baby." The other Roman smiled widely

Roman could only watch in horror as his other pulled Shaw into a short kiss. Glancing over at his Shaw, Roman was met with a considering look

Gulping, Roman could only hope the madness would end

~~~

Sorry it's not a full story, but I hoped you enjoy friend!

DID YOU SEE THE NEW TEASER TRAILER FOR F9???? I AM SO EXCITED!!!! More mama Shaw! Letty missing her old life and being excited to get back into action! HAN!!!!

NO?! I DID NOT KNOW A NEW TEASER CAME OUT!!

BUT OMG, MORE MAMA SHAW??

THE MOVIE ADDRESS LETTY MISSING HER FAST LIFE??

HAN???

Thanks for telling me friend 😭 I now know what I'll be obsessing over for the next few days weeks months

(Head?)Canon: Owen will always bring up him being thrown out of a plane into a discussion, no matter what said discussion is about. *Letty and Owen arguing about something ridiculous* Owen: "yeah well did you know I got thrown out of a plane?" Letty: "I was thrown out of a tank!" Owen: "Well not everything's about you!" The possibilities are endless!

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The possibilities are endless!! I absolutely love this headcanon friend!

I can absolutely see Owen doing this to either guilt trip the Toretto crew, or just brag that he survived being thrown out of a plane

I can see a few scenarios with this

1. When Hattie joins the crew for a mission, she listens to them talk and Owen brings it up

"You know I got thrown out of a plane, right?"

"Yes, Shaw, we know. We were there-"

"Yeah," Hattie interrupts, not looking up from whatever she's doing. "I was the one who pushed you."

Owen just glares at her but the crew are all like 😳 WHAT?! YOU WERE THROWN OUT OF TWO PLANES?!

2. When Owen brings it up, Letty always mentions the tank, but eventually everyone starts to add things

-Roman: "I was pushed out a plane too!"

-Brian: "I've been forced to jump off a building!"

-Luke: "I had to jump out of a building!"

This goes on for a while, leaving Owen pouting because the attention is no longer on him

~~~

Thanks for the headcanon friend! I love it!