Full Moon By Johannes_moths.

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

"But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."

-Oscar Wilde, Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

[insert positivity here]

Hamlet: Drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and I’ve been predicting the future all day. My uncle says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyways.

Claudius: *dies the next day*

Hamlet: *holding bloody sword* See, I told you!

people who put spoiler warnings for historical essays on book reviews websites. thank you

me, reading hamlet talk to himself for pages and pages : *sobs* you're the only one who fucking gets me

Unicorns, Apocalypse, and Walt Disney

They have made movies about it. Written books about it. We prepared for zombies: infected humans hellbent on destroying society from the inside out. We had it all wrong. Nobody ever suspected to see Walt Disney ride beside the four unicornmen of the apocalypse.

this book website gives you the first page of a random book without the title or author so that you can read it with no preconceptions!!! great for discovering new recs

Idk how to articulate this but I don’t trust any actor who says their dream role is hamlet - it’s almost always just an ego thing…….UNLESS they also dream of playing Richard II.

Then it’s apparent that they’re just obsessed with playing the most pathetically tragic sad little meow meow they possibly can