Having A Cat Is Great. There's A Small Little Animal Wandering Around. Effervescent

big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross

Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you

“i want a goth dommy mommy” women feel unsafe around you

girl: did you peed? boy: *smiles shyly* girls:... did you danced? boy: bite lip seductively

this post is for everybody who sometimes feel a little lonely and different from the world. you. matter.

This is your reminder to not say fatphobic shit about Trump. Yes, he's a horrible person. No, that does not mean it's okay to support oppression. And if that isn't enough to sway you, then think about all of the other fat people who have to hear you say BS about Trump's body.

There's a million things you can criticize or joke about Trump. An oppressed body type is not one of them.

-Mod Worthy