Girl: Did You Peed? Boy: *smiles Shyly* Girls:... Did You Danced? Boy: Bite Lip Seductively

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

If it climbs out of your Margarita and starts to kiss ya,

it's the drink whore!

For Sure!!

remember congrats on the ethnostate

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke

It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

How to do sex:

Put the lime in the coconut

shake it all up