A Fanfic Idea:

shout out to the discord lads for watching me struggle with this, yall some ogs fr 👑

a little bit of hitman au content for @w95os, my guy kevin plays dirty and fair or he doesnt play at all 👑

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

All children of Apollo have type O blood so they can donate to everyone

one of the hardest parts about being a demigod that isn't talked about enough is learning how to blend in with mortals. yeah, you look the part. but can you act the part? case in point in cotg when percy reveals he has to consciously swim slower when around mortals. but what about annabeth who has to physically retrain herself from engaging in a fist fight bc she knows she can clock them easily and can't afford to get expelled again. or grover who carries iron pills because he can't just chomp on a soda can during gym class. the implications of demigods actively downplaying their god given abilities so they can remain hidden is a concept worth exploring.

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

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yikes, unfollowing now. i was a huge fan of their strawberries i didn't know their farm was a front for a camp to train monster fighting half god teenagers.

continuing from this

the kids just rush him when he arrives and starts yelling for a photo of the elusive bruce wayne. he's so late and annoyed

how much do the demigods really know about Percy?

Frank and Hazel first knew him as just a guy who showed up with a goddess on his back. everything he does from that point onward is equally bizarre, and certainly impressive, but perhaps not exactly legend-worthy. by the time they’ve won the battle against Polybotes at New Rome, their experience with him confirms he’s a badass, but the hints and jokes he drops about his past can’t all be real, right?

Jason, Leo, and Piper would have been showered in stories at Camp Half-Blood. did you know, Percy fought and killed a Kindly One and the Minotaur before he even got to Camp the first time? did you know, he was the first one on our side to suspect Kronos was rising? did you know, he revealed who poisoned Thalia’s Tree? did you know, he and Annabeth held the sky? did you know he crashed his own funeral? did you know he made a hurricane?

did you know, did you know, did you know?

but how many of Percy’s stories do the campers really know? what did Annabeth and Percy keep to themselves in their retellings? do they know Luke forced Percy to fight to the death in an arena? were they told Percy actively chose to be the subject of the prophecy to protect Nico, who almost certainly hated him at that point? do they know Percy was the reason Mount Saint Helens erupted? do they know he fought Hades and his army, and won?

the campers all think Percy is a legend, but when they find out there’s more? that’s when they start to think of him as a god.

I think the best part about pjo is that percy thinks he's just some guy while the whole camp is going holy shit that's THE percy jackson like

Camper 1: I heard he beat Ares in a fight

Camper 2: No way

Annabeth (who happened to overhear): It happened when we were 12 btw

So ofc you have these campers who look at Percy like he's a god cause of things he did but then at the same time there's also completely ridiculous things like

Camper 1: Why is his food blue

Camper 2: I heard that it has a secret ingredient that makes him more powerful than the gods

And Percy is just always confused why younger campers take a while to warm up to him and he's just like maybe I'm too mean :(