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Dwight Schrute was good in bed.

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5 years ago
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against
That’s Louis Rossman, A Repair Technician And YouTuber, Who Went Viral Recently For Railing Against

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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5 years ago

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.


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5 years ago

@harryandmolly you have no idea how giddy I get when I get the notification you’ve posted more!

This is absolute gold... and I love Penny, she’s so well written ❤️

Complicit // 8

Complicit // 8

summary: Shawn is under more pressure than he’s ever known. He craves release and comfort, the simplicity of sex. He gets more than he bargained for.

warnings: language, NSFW (the kind that anon politely asked me not to write but I did it anyway – this is your warning, sweet friend), alarming tenderness… and what comes after

WC: 6.9k

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S.M.: Can I ask you for something?

Penny wakes up to see a text sent at 2:30am on the morning of her day date with Shawn. He requested the day date specifically – he’s been in Europe for a week for a festival in Helsinki and his body clock is so fucked up he feels sick when he tries to figure out what day it is.

He has the day to himself before he has a Bex outing planned for that evening – drinks at The Nice Guy, some kissing and maybe a little minor groping outside the cars as they leave conspicuously together. He wants to spend those hours before, his hours, with Penny.

Orthodontist: You may.

S.M.: Can we be cozy? I want to see you but I’m fucking wiped out. Cozy sweats day?

Penny frowns at the frantic tugging in her gut, the one Silver trained to save her from something all escorts go through at one point or another, the one that should make her wary of the potential intimacy of something like this. Penny clears her throat and lets her thumbs fly.

Orthodontist: Of course. See you soon.

She’s paid to give the client what they want. If they want the girlfriend experience, that’s what she’ll do. It’s not unique to Shawn, anyway. Plenty of clients have asked for lower key dates once they get comfortable with her. She understands that, the need for that kind of comfort. She used to need that, too.

But the tugging reminds her of the other circumstance. Shawn requested a house call. Again, not unique to him at all. But she has this funny feeling that if Silver took a look at her schedule and saw the date herself, she’d make that carefully concerned-but-not-too-concerned-because-you’re-a-grown-up-and-my-business-partner face. She loves Silver endlessly, but that face makes her feel small.

Penny shakes her head, but just minutely in case he’s watching her walk up through the window. She focuses on the date, on being prepared for whatever he may need from her when she walks through that door.

Client’s needs. Client’s needs.

Penny lets it take over like a mantra as she parks her normal car, the leased white 2021 Passat, beside his Tesla in his driveway like she’s done it a million times. She walks up the steps and rings the doorbell, tucking her hands into the front pocket of her Ivy Park hoodie, trying to look anywhere but right at his front door.

When it swings open, she feels like her heart has spilled out onto her shoes. He’s in a pair of green and blue plaid pajama pants that are inexplicably a little long and pooling around his ankles, despite his impressive height, and a big, loose t-shirt. His hair is wet. He smells like warm soap. His smile is soft and flat. He stands aside to let her in.

“Hi, Penny.”

She hides the full body shiver by doing a quick turn like she’s interested in looking around his foyer. She plasters on a smile.

She’s in his house.

“Hi, Shawn.”

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5 years ago
What Advice Would You Give Women Struggling To Find Their Self-worth?
What Advice Would You Give Women Struggling To Find Their Self-worth?
What Advice Would You Give Women Struggling To Find Their Self-worth?
What Advice Would You Give Women Struggling To Find Their Self-worth?

What advice would you give women struggling to find their self-worth?

6 years ago

My ex was a foot taller than me and I loved it. YES for tall boys 😍

Shawn is literally an entire foot taller than me. I'll get neck cramps if I ever get to meet him

just tell him to get on his knees


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4 years ago

@blinder-secrets this is me right now. It’s amazing. I have no words.

Can I please be added to your tag list? I’m terrified I’ll miss an update!

omg i really do get so excited when someone new finds lion tamer and i see them working through the parts dfjhgkdfjg this is my drug

5 years ago
The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 | Dir. Henry Selick
The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 | Dir. Henry Selick

The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 | dir. Henry Selick

6 years ago

if i were famous, that’s how my interview would look like


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6 years ago

I’m a little more protective of my heart now. Not because I don’t love you anymore, but because I used to love you more before.

6 years ago

life works out. i cannot stress this enough. life always works out. it always turns out in your favor even if it doesn’t go according to the original plan. you may be utterly confused and lost right now, it may feel like everything is falling apart and there is nothing you can do to salvage any of it. but believe me when i say that this is just a transition period. things are constantly changing and evolving around you even if you can’t actively see that. life is changing you to prepare you for what is to come. you are growing and as you grow you are being built into the person that you are going to be. because see, life always has this funny way of working out. 


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