The company: So what's for dinner?
Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
The company: ...
Gloin: Is it soup?
Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean
Thorin: STOP
*one hour later*
The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?
i so badly wanna write the preliminary meeting that i mentioned in the yandere suguru thing…………. i just think it’ll be funnnn teehee ^^
More Matthew Macfadyen related deadpool quips I wish they'd added to the movie:
- (when paradox reveals himself to be an asshole) angrily commenting on how 'mid' Succession was
- congratulating him on his recent emmy award win
- asking him what happened to waystar / if he got fired
- asking him if Shiv knows where he is / where Greg is
Shrimpo and Goobs’ entire friendship (and ship) dynamic in one video:
Found this on Pinterest and had a vision
Shrimpo punching a twisted is so canon-
MY FRIEND MADE PEAK AND IM POSTING IT HERE SO THE ENTIRE WORLD CAN SEE
CAN I HELP U BITCH??- mp100, Sakurai and koyama
the act to conjure
a haiku may take patience
and finger counting.
Summary: After watching Julie’s band you ae drawn to the bass player. You keep talking about him to Julie, but you don’t realize he is there listening each time.
Warnings: none that I can think of
Your jaw drops as the members of Julie’s band disappear with the end of the song, and you turn to your friend Flynn in shock.
“I can’t believe this!” you exclaim, and she nods her head in agreement.
“She has a lot of nerve keeping this band a secret from her best friends,” Flynn speaks through gritted teeth.
Unlike Flynn, you are too happy for Julie to be mad at her for keeping the band a secret. You are just glad that she is performing again, and this performance has to get her back into the music program.
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definitely taking this as a compliment haha
Literally me
Went to the ballet last night it was so cool 🧛🏻♀️
This scene from AVPM just hit me as Stobotnik lmao so stupid.
Actually hilarious to me that Riko & co. thought that Kevin went out and recruited Neil Josten aka Nathaniel Wesninski aka The Butcher's son ON PURPOSE
They really thought my guy went "you took my hand? Well I'm taking your runaway backliner who's been missing for the past eight years." And that he went and did it BY HIMSELF in FOUR MONTHS
I know Kevin is and has always been That Bitch™, but he could never dream to serve the amount of cunt Riko thought him capable of when he first got the lab results back from Kathy's show. No wonder they were so mad lol
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if i were famous, that’s how my interview would look like
*sirius and james arguing*
james: *takes off his glasses*
sirius: EVEN IF HE- what are you doing?
james: I don't want to see you right now.
More Jujustu kasien memes XD