I Made Twp Valentine's Day Cards (bc I Have No Life AND No Valentine)!!! 💌

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

MALEC: STYLE

CW // flashing light shake flicker

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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

ARGHGHDHDNDDBDDDDHDBD THEY SHOULD BE CANON 😭😭😭

What do you mean their relationship is not canon?

What do you mean they have never even met in canon?

What do you mean the writers never wrote the subtext I have clearly been reading this whole time?

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

gotta love flirting with your best friend and then friendzoning him-

He hummed softly, casually reaching out and twirling a strand of the other boy’s hair around his finger, and grinned as Jake blushed a deep shade of red, staring at him for a moment, then quickly looking away and clearing his throat. “Yeah, I take it back.” He said, voice strained. “You can definitely flirt. Gods, Michael.” Michael snickered, winking and leaning back, looking back towards Cleo, who had successfully got Max to fire a few shots close to the middle, which was impressive considering he was pretty sure the older boy couldn’t think straight right now. “Shame we’re just friends, then, if you’re that easy to fluster.” He teased, and Jake coughed again, voice still a bit tight. “Yeah, shame.”

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^almost died laughing

dru after recommending a horror movie to kit knowing she's going to have approximately 37 increasingly distressed text messages waiting on the phone in the morning

Alex: ....

Alex: Magnus?

Magnus: Huh?

Alex: Where's the closest deep freezer?

Magnus: ...

Magnus: ...why...?

Alex, grinning maniacally as she/he skips down the hallway: We have a theory to test!

so someone asked me “at what temperature does genderfluid become gendersolid” and that got me thinking

Assuming they were referring to GeNdEr (germanium neodymium erbium) as gender it is technically possible to calculate the temperature needed to become gender solid

Because GeNdEr is a chemical that had not been tested for its freezing point, we are just going to use the number 1162.73333333333 C which is the average of all three freezing points for Ge, Nd, and Er

The ancient egyptians said the soul was composed of the life force, the personality, the identity, and the true name. Im going with Identity (akh) for this so the amount of GeNdEr present would be 10.5 kg (the average amount of water in an adult human x 0.25)

With a weight of 10.5 kg of GeNdEr we know that there is 0.02733371 mols present, which then dividing by 42 gives us 0.0006508

Multiplying this value by the freezing point of GeNdEr at that quantity we get 0.7567099 C as our freezing point depression

In conclusion, a gender fluid person would need to have their internals cooled to -0.7567099 C in order to become gender solid (keep in mind a person dies at 35 C and the average body temperature is 37 C)

PS I know im probably wrong about alot of this but its just a silly lil thing :3

Forgot I made this.

Pjo as TikToks/Vines ✨️

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written