Melz Yaps - Blog Posts

I am going on a three and a half hour car drive, and here is my list of priorities:

- write more chapters for the life of a short archer (a masonyew story)

- drink water

here is what I have accomplished so far:

- spend ten minutes listening to my friend's completely nonsense voicemail and praying it gets better (it didn't)

- argue with my brother over the correct way to pronounce 'zinc' (yes, like the element on the periodic table. Don't ask) (and yes, there are now apparently two ways to pronounce it. Someone pronounced it as 'seenk' instead of 'zink'. Atrocious)

- explain my English class to my parents after one of them asked how my day went and I launched into an explanation of Act 2, Scene 1 of Much Ado About Nothing (with quotations, yes I am that much of a nerd)

- argue with my brother (again) over sandwiches

- accidentally text my partner a long, sappy rant that I meant to send to a mutual friend, and follow it up by considering to jump out the window as my mother teased me about how bad I was blushing as I frantically deleted it (we've only been together for about three months, maybe four, and I am down BAD and they already have too much blackmail on me)

- stare at my waterbottle like it holds the secrets to life

- spend another ten minutes zoned out listening to music

- write this list

as you can see, I am feeling very productive today 👍🏻🙏🏻

hey y'all, I'll be offline for the next few days so if anyone contacts me for anything just know that I'll get back to you as soon as I can <333

My fav ships as Pinterest trope diagrams!!

I'm bored can you tell?

Fandoms are pjo, lotr and tsc, and I hope this all makes sense because apparently this is the most productive I'm going to get today <333

1)

^ Malconnor ^

Malcolm is being slowly corrupted day by day and Connor is have the time of his FUCKING LIFE 🎉 ✨

2)

^ Masonyew ^

I don't think I need to tell y'all who's who, but I think that this is rather incredibly accurate, just give my boy Michael a bit more temper 🔥

3)

^ Lestor ^

ngl, Lee and Castor could be either of the above, but I'm currently rooting for worried but exasperated Cas, and an overprotective Lee who doesn't know when to quit ❤️‍🔥

4)

^ Leeluke ^

now technically I don't ship leeluke, BUT I love the angst and this is really so them so I'm slapping it on here anyway

again, Lee and Luke could be wither of the above, but whichever one is the bigger simp (probably the first one) is definitely Luke 💘

5)

^ Kayssa ^

now, this one is a bit of a shot in the dark but stick with me here

Kayla has the looks of an angel. Bright smile, gorgeous ginger locks, a well-practiced innocent expression, this kid looks like the definition of a trustworthy child you could safely leave you car keys with. Realistically, she will take the car, crash it, leave an IOU note on the bonnet and run off to bully Austin.

Nyssa is a Hephaestus chick, so she's broad and strong and probably has a face like a brick wall half of the time, but actually is the sweetest child on earth unless your name is Leo Valdez. She would hang onto your keys and give you a coffee when you get back, along with a ten minute long explanation on the faults in your exhaust pipe and the name of the nearest car garage. 🔑

6)

^ Solangelo ^

I don't think I need to explain who's who. Just know that underneath that smile Will has so much locked-up anxiety it's giving him high blood pressure. 💫

7)

^ Faramer ^

Faramir is too adorably oblivious because he's had his head in a book for the last three hours and doesn't know what time it is, and Éomer is trying to shoot his shot while holding back a panic attack over such close proximity to the really cute guy he's been freakishly stalking for the past two weeks. Éowyn and Aragorn are laughing their asses off in the background and Boromir is about to walk around the corner. 🗡️

8)

^ Kitty ^

Again, I think it's pretty obvious. Ty has to focus on processing and showing his emotions, while Kit freaks the fuck out so badly he had to run to another continent because he's emotionally constipated. 🤠

random life question but does anyone know what tf I do with my lil brother (teenage) bc he's depressed bc none of his friends are free today and let's be honest they're all either boring as fuck or just play video games all the time (which he's not into so much) so I'm trying to think up things to do with him and coming up blank

the life of an older sister smh

just wanna put it out there:

FIFTY FUCKING WORKS Y'ALL

this truly is a milestone ✨

I'm so proud

To celebrate this important tumblr holiday, please enjoy a special edition of our weekly word game.

Find the word in any WIP and share the sentence containing it. Reply, reblog, stick it in the tags, tag us in a new post, or keep it private. All fandoms, all ships, all writers welcome. 🔪

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODYYYYY 💕💕

or happy national singles day, whichever you celebrate 🤷🏻‍♀️

shout out to the disgustingly cute couples currently taking up all my spare brain space; masonyew, kitty, faramer and about seventy other folks I ship :D

love y'all! have a great day!! <333

gotta love flirting with your best friend and then friendzoning him-

He hummed softly, casually reaching out and twirling a strand of the other boy’s hair around his finger, and grinned as Jake blushed a deep shade of red, staring at him for a moment, then quickly looking away and clearing his throat. “Yeah, I take it back.” He said, voice strained. “You can definitely flirt. Gods, Michael.” Michael snickered, winking and leaning back, looking back towards Cleo, who had successfully got Max to fire a few shots close to the middle, which was impressive considering he was pretty sure the older boy couldn’t think straight right now. “Shame we’re just friends, then, if you’re that easy to fluster.” He teased, and Jake coughed again, voice still a bit tight. “Yeah, shame.”

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Hey y'all apparently I need a bio or some shit so hi

I'm Melz_367

English

High school student

Taking my GCSE's next year yippee

Jake / Michael is my OTP fight me on it

#wellovesolangelotoo <3

and Malconnor why tf not

OH AND LEE AND CASTOR

almost forgot lol

but leeluke thooo....

#icantmakedecisions

You can find me on Ao3 too under the same name :D

or there's a link at the bottom i guess

Fandoms: Riordanverse, Shadowhunters, LOTR, all that stuff

Posting drabbles, funny reblogs, teasers to future works, random shit my brain thinks up and other crap 👍🏻

thought I was straight, but... self discovery? I am now bisexual? idk y'all, but it's LGBTQ+ friendly here :)

And.... yeah.

Hallo <333