Out Of Genuine Curiosity, Is There A Wiki Style List Of The Billionaires Who Are Destroying Our Planet/lives,

Do you really think it's fair of you to hate your parents for making you exist?

I think everyone should hate my parents for making me exist.

Many new parents are delighted to discover that if left to their own devices for long enough, their children will just go ahead and raise themselves. Later on, the same parents are shocked and dismayed to find that their children didn't raise themselves to obey and respect their parents.

My tits are pretty and everything i say is right

canceled my prime membership today

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.