"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell

The profiles of other teen heroes & teams according to Steve Rogers.

Those Profiles Listed here are Amadeus Cho, Skaar, Goliath (Tom Foster), Frog-Man (Eugene Patilio), Young Avengers, Runaways, Young Allies, Loners and Nick Fury’s Secret Warriors.

- The Heroic Age: Super Heroes handbook

Marvel: Don’t be silly, we love all our superhero teams! The Inhumans, the Avengers, the Uncanny Inhumans, S.H.I.E.L.D., The All-New Inhumans, [looks at smudged writing on hand] The Fanatical Five, the Youth Revengers, The Runningways :)

Stan: Jesus richie is that your idea of being smooth?

Richie: you’re one to talk, you’re nowhere near as smooth as I am.

Stan: I am too smooth.

Richie: prove it!

Stan: hey, bill?

Bill: yeah?

Stan:

Bill:

My lonely heart calls

Prompt: “Listen, I know I originally came over here to talk about the noise but OMG you are so high right now like how are you even standing so no objections because I’m taking care of you until you’re sober" AU

Written by: Alexis | @quixoticquest

Word count: 3903

*click title to read on ao3

The eighties had not been a fun time for Eddie Kaspbrak. In fact, he preferred to forget the decade altogether. The local top forty radio station begged to differ, though, and wouldn’t you know, that’s what most people wanted to listen to when he was chauffeuring them around in a limousine. Jackson, Collins, Benatar and Gabriel all competing to make Eddie relive the worst years of his life. His only reprieve came at home, in the privacy of his apartment, where he was free to listen to whatever he wanted, eat cereal for dinner, and turn in at nine thirty promptly.

Unless it was Thursday night.

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Try and tell me this ISN’T Stan insulting Richie

The wise words of Night Vale twitter truly hit us whenever we see them

me? making up for the fact that i haven’t posted in eons? whaaaat?

I like to call this one “he doesnt even know”

Know what I mean? 

I do!

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x