Try And Tell Me This ISN’T Stan Insulting Richie

and then as i continue to say ‘fuck u v-slur’ i cope with cuties

allura has two hands and A LOT OF LOVE

Gotta love overprotective good grandpa Rick

Every single “beep beep, Richie” in IT (1990)

TJ waiting on his date

good news everyone ! i’m still on my bullshit ! don’t we all miss that time where buckycap mentored the young avengers bc you bet your ass i do

2 versions & some details, p.s. dont come into my askbox like “where is so and so” because the answer i’m probably going to give you is “i don’t care”

TJ: Cyrus! Come here! I have something to tell you!

Cyrus: What is it?

TJ, standing under a tree: I’m PINE-ing for you.

Cyrus:

TJ: Get it??

Cyrus: You’re standing under a maple tree …

TJ: Shit, really??

TJ: Well, uh …

TJ: MAY-ple I … take you out … sometime?

Cyrus:

TJ: Sorry, that was really bad-

Cyrus, smiling from where he stood underneath an oak tree: Yeah, that’ll be OAK-ay.

TJ: Okay, now that was bad.

@toastkat28 requested Billy and Teddy, so in the Halloween spirit here’s their obvious couples costume- Bill and Ted!!

                                                                                 We’re the losers                                                           and we’re winning                            We are the champions    We’re still standing                                            we are the LOSERS

"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell

Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.

Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...

LATER...

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.

Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?

Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.

Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!

Eddie: There she is.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.

Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.

Tom: BEVERLY!

Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.

Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-

Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.

Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?

Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*

Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?

Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.

Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...

Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.

Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.