the #1 reason Richie would be Flynn Ryder in a Tangled au is the narration at the beginning where he goes “this is a story about the day I died- just kidding, it’s not actually about me at all” and you can’t change my mind
Tyrus Week, Day 4 - Double Date
The Kippen siblings have a type (which are dinosaurs).
Going with the theory that Amber and TJ are siblings. I didn’t know who to draw Amber with, so I went with Iris, because why the hell not!
these hcs were basically come up with in a conversation with @itgraphsandcharts so not all will just be my own hcs.
- it may seem like if beverly didn’t jump first, none of them would have, right? not necessarily. i think richie would have eventually pushed eddie resulting in stan pushing richie, leaving stan, bill and ben to walk down instead of jumping off the cliff.
- mike’s favorite midnight snack? those little cheese squares you put on burgers, ya know?
- stan’s midnight snack? he won’t admit it but it’s mac ‘n cheese. shhh don’t tell richie. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- richie’s midnight snacks vary but mostly includes spaghetti. take that whatever way you wish. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- self destructive tendencies? (richie, eddie, stan)
•at richie’s low points he makes seriously hurtful jokes about himself and he ends up believing them in his late-night overthinking
•eddie feels a strong urge to take any pills he sees an ad for because he’s so used to taking basically any pill he sees. he actually ends up buying them occasionally and that ends up in richie flushing them down the toilet and soft movie time afterwards.
•stan rathers to hide some whole other parts of his personality because he’s hidden it this far, what if the others don’t like the change? he actually finds some of richie’s jokes amusing, but.. stan can’t let himself laugh.. he’s too scared to.
- richie’s go-to prank? everytime stan or eddie’s on the phone, richie either 1. moans obnoxiously loudly. 2. says ‘pass the weed’. or 3. “OH MY GOD BILL PUT DOWN THE KNIFE”
- stan can never bring himself to cry during funerals. he cries before and after, but never during. he doesn’t want anyone to see his emotions, he wants to try to stay strong. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- bev always has to kill the spiders. they always end up having to call over bev because stan up and left, mike followed him in a panic, ben shrieked, richie screamed and got on top of the couch, and eddie is screaming while richie holds him up off the floor. bill is sitting on the kitchen counter and calling bev. “bevvvvvv help ussss” he’d talk in a whiny tone and she knows what’s going on at this point
Richie: … I did something bad…
Stan: Does it effect me?
Richie: …no
Stan: Then I don’t care
The wise words of Night Vale twitter truly hit us whenever we see them
Dear Marvel, please hire me to redo Parks and Rec but with the Young Avengers instead.
God please don’t use screamers or flashers. That’s how you hurt people. People with seizure disorders, PTSD, severe anxiety or phobias can be really hurt from these.
It’s childish, anyways.
after seeing this for the 10th time i just realized that this child reminds me of our dear eddie kaspbrak
Prompt: “Listen, I know I originally came over here to talk about the noise but OMG you are so high right now like how are you even standing so no objections because I’m taking care of you until you’re sober" AU
Written by: Alexis | @quixoticquest
Word count: 3903
*click title to read on ao3
The eighties had not been a fun time for Eddie Kaspbrak. In fact, he preferred to forget the decade altogether. The local top forty radio station begged to differ, though, and wouldn’t you know, that’s what most people wanted to listen to when he was chauffeuring them around in a limousine. Jackson, Collins, Benatar and Gabriel all competing to make Eddie relive the worst years of his life. His only reprieve came at home, in the privacy of his apartment, where he was free to listen to whatever he wanted, eat cereal for dinner, and turn in at nine thirty promptly.
Unless it was Thursday night.
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“People look to tall people in emergencies. We’re the lighthouses of society!”
— Teddy Altman, probably
TJ: Got my game face on.
TJ: My head’s in the game.
TJ: Absolutely nothing or no one can break my fo-
Cyrus, sitting in the bleachers: That’s my boyfriend! Knock them dead TJ!
TJ:
Random teammate: Coach, he’s doing it again.
Coach: Who’s doing what again?
Random teammate: TJ’s still standing in the doorway even though the game’s almost starting looking all dazed and smiley and it doesn’t look like he’s gonna move any time soon.
Coach: Oh for the love of-
Coach, throwing his hands in the air: Can somebody get out the bucket of ice-cold water again??