Merderichie

"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell

Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.

Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...

LATER...

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Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.

Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?

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Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?

Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.

Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!

Eddie: There she is.

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Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.

Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.

Tom: BEVERLY!

Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.

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Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.

Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.

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Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-

Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.

Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?

Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*

Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?

Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.

Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...

Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.

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Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.

Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.

Some AUS I want to see

“We’re supposed to be doing a school project so you came over to my house but before we could do anything, you saw my dog and now you won’t let them go please we need to get this done.”

“My dumb ass of a room mate just set the microwave on fire and you’re one of the firemen who showed up and now I’m need an ambulance cause damn ur hot.”

“My dick of an ex was trying to knock down my door but you stopped them thank you so much. Let me make you thank you brownies.”

“I was chilling in my room when you knocked on my window asking me if I could come kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU.”

Weird hc that Richie can’t kill bugs and he cowers behind Eddie and Eddie usually just takes a shoe and gets the bug in one quick motion (reflex boy) but one time he can’t find one and this bug is particularly big and gross and Richie is screaming and freaking the fuck out (“EDDIE HELP!!!!! AHHHHHH EDDIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!) so before he can stop himself, he claps the bug between his bare hands and then there’s a moment of silence where Eddie just stares at his hands before he starts ugly crying bc there are guts all over him and they sob together for the next five minutes bc they are dumb

RSOM CHAPTER SAMPLER

Part 1

“Oh. From the way you stood up like that, I thought it was going to go a different way.”

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YA meets Parks and Rec no. 04

TJ: Got my game face on.

TJ: My head’s in the game.

TJ: Absolutely nothing or no one can break my fo-

Cyrus, sitting in the bleachers: That’s my boyfriend! Knock them dead TJ!

TJ:

Random teammate: Coach, he’s doing it again.

Coach: Who’s doing what again?

Random teammate: TJ’s still standing in the doorway even though the game’s almost starting looking all dazed and smiley and it doesn’t look like he’s gonna move any time soon.

Coach: Oh for the love of-

Coach, throwing his hands in the air: Can somebody get out the bucket of ice-cold water again??

anyone wanna be part of a It group chat on discord ? I need friends oof

I’ve had this in my head for days so I had to draw it oooooof

bill denbrough, probably: these are my boys. trash boy, noodle boy, farm boy, wheezy boy, squishy boy, boat boy,,

bill, gesturing vaguely to beverly: tiddy boy

Hello, I’ve been enjoying MCC recently, but I think I could be enjoying it more. As such I present my suggestions to tumblr for consideration.