Merderichie

Concept: Mike getting the other Losers to help him on the farm and return it to it’s former glory by singing ‘I’ll make a man out of you’ from Mulan and all of them, except Bev obviously, are struggling and being whiny bitches the entire time

my last 3 brain cells

Richie, Bill, Beverly and Mike are 100% in a band together (Richie singing and occasionally playing guitar, Bill on lead guitar, Mike on bass and Bev on drums) and their best covers to do are:

• ‘Boys Will be Boys’ by The Ordinary Boys (Richie just jumps around the stage for this one)

• ‘I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor’ by The Arctic Monkeys (Bill gets his signature guitar solo)

• ‘Jenny’ by Walk The Moon (IMAGINE MIKE DOING THAT BASS RIFT IN THE BEGINNING HOLY SHIT)

• ‘I Found Out’ by The Pigeon Detectives (Richie plays the guitar in this and Bev goes NUTS on the drums)

• ‘26’ by Catfish and the Bottlemen (one the crowd always sings along to)

• ‘Are You Gonna Be My Girl’ by Jet (a personal favourite of Rich’s)

• ‘Misery Business’ by Paramore (Richie and Bev swap for this one because you know this girl has a VOICE on her, plus this is the only song on drums Richie knows)

and that’s that on that

Cyrus: Hey gu-

Buffy: Hey UNDERDOG! I got you a chocolate chocolate chip muffin! Again! Even though you didn’t ask for one! I just love showing you how much I truly care about you at every opportunity!

Andi: Hey UNDERDOG! You look cold! Here, take one of my many basketball hoodies and feel free to keep it and wear it as much as possible so I can constantly freak out about how cute you look in it!

Jonah: Hey UNDERDOG, come over here so I can remind you of how cute and funny and amazing you are for the thousandth time, then repeat all my gushing to anyone and everyone with ears!

Marty: Hey UNDERDO-

TJ: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!

Every single “beep beep, Richie” in IT (1990)

Richie being under Eddie’s thumb HC’s

I got this idea and I think it’s just so cute that Richie brags so much about his position in their relationship, but in reality he does anything Eddie says, and YEAH, THERE YA GO!

-so I think Richie is this cocky bastard, walking around and talking about how great of a lover he is, how he is the one in control in his and Eddie’s relationship

-all in a good nature, just joking or trying to seem manlier between his friends

-and most of the days Eddie lets him, he just sits next to him and smiles mischievously

-he knows that it’s not the truth, Richie does too, but sure, Eddie is going to let him seem like the one in control if he wants it so bad

-he is not a bad person and this is quite funny, especially when Bev, the one Eddie tells everything about his relationship to, grins knowingly and laughs at some statements  

-but from time to time Eddie feels the need to show everyone who really has the control  

-he isn’t rude about it, or does it out of spite, no, he just sometimes feels fed up with Richie’s cockiness and wants to put him in his place

-he does it in a clever way, so Richie doesn’t always catch on

-”Rich, could you please buy me some fries? I’m starving”

-”Babe, it’s so cold, can you give me your jacket?”

-”Richie I’m tired, let’s go homeee!”

-”Honey, can you don’t drink tonight? I would love that.”

-and Richie’s reaction is always “Sure, babe, whatever you need” or just nodding with the widest smile on his face, leaning down to kiss him

-he does everything Eddie asks him to, he just loves the boy so much that he can’t deny him anything

-they once all went to McDonald’s and were standing in line

-and it was abnormally long and Eddie was so bored  

-all he had to say was “Rich, I’m so tired, can you order for me?”, take his hand into his little ones and look at him with those doe eyes

-”Sure babe, go sit down”

-and it’s just so hilarious ‘cause Eddie doesn’t even have to be next to him

-a short text is enough really

-The Losers actually kept count of how many times Richie ditched their activities because Eddie asked him to come over or was “home alone”

-it was 26 times

-but what’s the funniest is, Richie doesn’t even know he does it

-it’s just so normal for him to look after Eddie and do anything in his power to make him feel good and safe, he just doesn’t notice the boy sometimes takes advantage of it

-but it’s all okay, because even if he does notice it, he doesn’t mention it

-he knows that Eddie lets him brag about their relationship, even though he could ruin his image in a second

-so yeah, Richie is just whipped and completely under Eddie’s thumb

Try and tell me this ISN’T Stan insulting Richie

episode link masterpost

03x20 - “we were here” (series finale)

03x19 - “a moving day”

03x18 - “something to talk a-boot”

03x17 - “arts and inhumanities”

03x16 - “one girl’s trash”

03x15 - “unloading zone”

03x14 - “hammer time”

03x13 - “mount rushmore or less”

03x12 - “the ex factor”

03x11 - “one in a minyan”

03x10 - “the quacks”

03x09 - “secret society”

03x08 - “i’ve got your number”

03x07 - “the new girls”

03x06 - “cookie monster”

03x05 - “that syncing feeling”

03x04 - “hole in the wall”

03x03 - “it’s a dilemma”

03x02 - “howling at the moon festival”

03x01 - “the boys are back”

02x25 - “the cake that takes the cake”

02x24 - “we’re on cloud ten”

02x23 - “bought lost or stolen”

↑ mine ↑

↓ not mine ↓

02x22 - “keep a lid on it”

02x21 - “buffy in a bottle

02x20 - “for the last time”

02x19 - “andi’s choice”

02x18 - “crime scene: andishack!”

02x17 - “a walker to remember”

02x16 - “truth or truth”

02x15 - “perfect day 2.0″

02x14 - “better to have wuvved and wost”

02x13 - “cyrus’ bash-mitzvah

02x12 - “we were never”

02x11 - “miniature gulf”

02x10 - “a good hair day”

02x09 - “you’re the one that i want”

02x08 - “there’s a mack in the shack”

02x07 - “head over heels”

02x06 - “i wanna hold your wristband”

02x05 - “the snorpion”

02x04 - “mama”

02x03 - “friends like these”

02x02 - “chinese new year”

02x01 - “hey, who wants pizza?”

all season 1 episodes

↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.

God please don’t use screamers or flashers. That’s how you hurt people. People with seizure disorders, PTSD, severe anxiety or phobias can be really hurt from these.

It’s childish, anyways.

My lonely heart calls

Prompt: “Listen, I know I originally came over here to talk about the noise but OMG you are so high right now like how are you even standing so no objections because I’m taking care of you until you’re sober" AU

Written by: Alexis | @quixoticquest

Word count: 3903

*click title to read on ao3

The eighties had not been a fun time for Eddie Kaspbrak. In fact, he preferred to forget the decade altogether. The local top forty radio station begged to differ, though, and wouldn’t you know, that’s what most people wanted to listen to when he was chauffeuring them around in a limousine. Jackson, Collins, Benatar and Gabriel all competing to make Eddie relive the worst years of his life. His only reprieve came at home, in the privacy of his apartment, where he was free to listen to whatever he wanted, eat cereal for dinner, and turn in at nine thirty promptly.

Unless it was Thursday night.

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