Damsel Angel In Distress

"Crowley wants to be a house husband." "Crowley wants to be a house wife." Nope.

Crowley wants to be a house cat. He just wants to lie in the sun and knock your water glass off the desk.

they are actually so crowley and aziraphale

like hello

Have you heard of our lord and savior Bildad the Shuhite? ❤️

I have, but I am yet to worship at his shrine in all his live glory. I await his coming.

The War Ahead - Bleeding Heart

So it begins...

(I will never draw another wing ever again > immediately proceeds to plan another feathered piece)

I refuse to reblog this shit. Anyhow.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy.

AROMANTIC CISHET MEN ARE QUEER

AROMANTIC CISHET MEN CAN GO TO LGBTQIA SPACES

Being aromantic means your are queer, whether you are aroace, aroallo, aromantic trans and especially aro cishet. Overall we should be glad we don't get kicked out of homes, abused, isolated. We are fighting to stop discrimination against our community.

Next point, most aro cishet men just want to be themselves, they are HUMAN like you and me. Sure some might enjoy sex, but that isn't a bad thing.

Plus they are doing what they say don't happen, the are discriminating against our own community. So all I can say is

Get YOUR head out of your ass, especially if you agree with this mf.

It's the third time I read a fanfic where Crowley destroys his plants out of rage, and that actually had me thinking

Yes, he is hard on them. He yells, and the threatens and, well, "makes them go away"

But most of us must know by now that, every time he takes a plant away, he keeps it on the side until he gives it to his neighbor. It's canon, I'm not making that up. He never truly hurts the plants. Puts the fear of Crowley into them? Yes. Terrifies them? Absolutely. But physically hurt? I don't see it. He is way too soft for that, even in a fit of rage

The plants are, unconsciously, a mirror of himself. When he terrorizes the plants, he is reliving his trauma of not being good enough for Heaven and being tossed out like he was broken and useless over and over again

He treats the plants like Heaven and God treated him, and yet, he never truly destroys them or throws them in the trash for being disobedient or imperfect. That's a step too far. Instead, he finds them a new home. Some place better. Some place he wishes he also had found. And maybe he already did: Earth, with Aziraphale

Alas, all this to say: destroying the plants, even with his rage goggles on, it's not very him

Destroying furniture? Throwing shit at the walls? Screaming? Sure, I can see that.

So far, we've mostly seen a very controlled type of rage from Crowley, mainly aimed at Gabriel in season 2. The only scene of actually explosive active rage we see is the one where he, well... explodes in the middle of Soho

And even that was very controlled, if you think about it. He just lets it all out at once, and then the rage is gone, only the low-key depression (over fighting with bae) remaining

So, yeah, realistically, I can kinda see him breaking stuff if he is at the very end of his rope and with no other way to decompress but never ever hurting his plants. Au contraire, I believe he would turn to the plants when he comes out of the high of being furious in search of some quiet comfort

The “Are you sure you’re sure?” from Crowley during the magic shop scene still kills me every time, the care and concern in his voice was so prominent and at that point he didn’t know he’d be directly involved

All of his concern was directed at Aziraphale

Then he proceeded to tempt the shopkeeper into giving Aziraphale what he wanted and immediately agreed to help him

He’s so down bad it’s ridiculous

I love how when they meet in fics Crowley tends to be a bit to rude and dismissive of Aziraphale in his 'im trying to be cool and mysterious' way but in the show on the wall in Eden Crowley is like 🐍🐍 omg an ANGEL 😍😍 let me tell u a joke and get a good look at u 👀 wanna make you laugh show me that beautiful smile 🤩🤩 ohh you're such a good angel don't worry sexy!! ❤️❤️ How about we criticize God's plan and run away together 😏😏😏

Ah yes, my favourite Bible fanfics, in no particular order

"Paradise Lost", John Milton

"Divine Comedy", Dante Alighieri

"Good Omens", Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

We don’t talk enough about Crowley slapping Aziraphale’s hands away when he touches his Bentley to be fair. Crowley. My icon. He most likely snapped at Aziraphale for shutting the door too harshly too at some point. When do you think Aziraphale closed his eyes and sighed to himself and thought; first I had to fight with stars, then plants, and now a Bentley.