"youve Already Written That Trope" Yesss. I Like It A Lots. I Will Be Writing It Again. 1000 Stories

what might have happened in 1941....

Only one thing can distract an angel from a yummy slice of cake on a lazy Sunday afternoon...

full version under the cut 👀🍑

there were more than a few folk enjoying the angel cake (lol) on my last drawing, so consider this doodle something to balance the scales (pun intended) 🐍

While Crowley's Sassy Face™️ is obviously the star here, I would also like to appreciate Aziraphale's answering Chuckle and Bob™️.

"Happy, Angel?"

"Yes, quite."

Seriously, just fuck already. Please.

You know how Aziraphale always wears clothes that have been out of fashion for at least a hundred years and Crowley just miracles himself up whatever he thinks is modern, right?

So why on earth is he wearing sleeve garters in 2023 then?

(Not that I’m complaining..)

You can just see them when he turns here ⬇️

For me the answer is clearly either:

because he thinks it’s hot

or (better):

because he thinks Aziraphale thinks it’s hot

(Bonus option: they are part of his bookseller cosplay)

When and if Crowley and Aziraphale become intimate for the first time it’s going to be incredibly gentle and romantic, a lot of soft kisses, light touches, dumb conversations and just so much love in everything they do to eachother

Then afterwards Aziraphale sleeps for the first time in Crowleys arms

Hear me out: Crowley being held prisoner in Hell in S3. Aziraphale says fuck it to his Supreme Archangel duties and sneaks into Hell cosplaying as a demon to rescue him.

I love how Crowley saw this angel on the wall & slithers up and is like ssssssss and the angel goes Wot? and Crowley repeats, Well that was a shit show wasn't it? and the angel goes Oh, yeah, it was and Crowley goes God's being a bit of a bitch about an apple, eh. Anyway s'not like the whole good/evil thing even matters and the angel goes Stfu it was your idea in the first place and Crowley goes Ehhh my boss just said to come up here and fuck shit up & God seemed tetchy 'bout the apples and they talk about God and the Great Plan and Crowley goes Hang on, you had a great big bleedin sword earlier to defend Eden, where is it? and the angel goes Uhh yeah well I gave it to the humans God just kicked out and Crowley instantly falls in love ?? and this whole time this angel is like Bsjxbsbsudpuxeb I've had a crush on you since before Creation and now you're a bad boy demon and I like it even more??

And then God rocks up and goes Where's ya sword, Eastern boy? and Aziraphale deadass LIES TO GOD and God just fucking NOPES out halfway through his bullshit speech about losing it, and 6,000 years later She's watching them go on dates, and She fucking ships it