Mikan-28 - Sans Titre

shout out to this genre of crowley pics

aziraphale: a guide on "how to train your demon" featuring manipulation of the puppy-dog-eyed variety, being THAT!BITCH and the handslide™

+ bonus (role reversal)

Sex and relationships weren’t important to me as a teen (before I knew I was aroace) and instead of actively looking for a boyfriend I did a year long experiment experiment to see if shampoo actively prevents hair retention.

It does.

So if you want beautiful long princess hair, you should start washing less or water only washing and I never would have known this if I wasn’t aroace and actually cared if people found me sexually attractive.

I love it when in fics aziraphale expects crowley to kiss him passionately and hard and tempting but then crowley holds aziraphale’s cheeks between his fingertips the way you hold the finest glass and the kiss is delicate and heartbreakingly breakable i am so weak for it

We need Crowley speaking french. I bet Aziraphale would've stayed if he had confessed in french.

Bestie he wouldn’t have understood a word 😭😭😭😭😭

Me and my mom have two different options. This has torn our family apart. So we need you to settle this, who's better Crowley or Aziraphale?

Let’s make this easier. Let’s say that Crowley is water and light and Aziraphale is air and gravity. Now you just have to decide which one you need to survive here on Earth and you’ll be able to easily figure out who is better, Aziraphale or Crowley.

Soft🥰

Filming Aziraphale & Crowley Arguing

Michael: *Looks lovingly at David*

Director: I think we need Aziraphale to be more angry.

GIF by jameszmaguire

Michael: Oh, believe me, Aziraphale is very angry. He's so angry that he only looked at Crowley's lips once.

Director: Yes but do we think that's enough to communicate anger? *Looks at Neil, appealing for support*

Neil: *Shrugs* Seems legit to me.

GIF by mizgnomer

Us (months later, watching it): *Grinning to ourselves* Yes, yes it does. As displays of anger go, this one is about as legitimate as slamming your hereditary enemy into the wall with the force of your entire body pressed against him, hip-thrust and all.

GIF by sunshinesanctuary

I'm assuming Michael Sheen's eyes and David Tennant's hips receive a separate pay check for their services to the fandom, yes?