shout out to this genre of crowley pics
you know when beelzebub and gabriel were revealed to be in love and fucked off to alpha centauri it must have felt to aziraphale and crowley like learning your childhood bullies who had picked on you for years for being different and weird and closeted gay had actually come out as bi and were happily in a queer relationship while you’re still wrestling with the trauma they contributed to
like, good for you guys, love is love and gay rights and all, but come on, really?
“My arms are too long” will undoubtedly go down as one of Doctor Who’s creepiest phrases, nevertheless this line is the one that haunts me:
There’s something about the casualness of how this line is spoken that’s so deeply sinister, and Tennant’s dead-eyed, subtly malicious stare is absolutely bone-chilling
damsel Angel in distress
I love it when in fics aziraphale expects crowley to kiss him passionately and hard and tempting but then crowley holds aziraphale’s cheeks between his fingertips the way you hold the finest glass and the kiss is delicate and heartbreakingly breakable i am so weak for it
#i am a girl how can i have such homosexual feelings for this man ?
crowley's looks appreciation → 7/? ↳ the half bun
Embrace the cringe.
Write weird fanfic.
Read weird fanfic.
Me and my mom have two different options. This has torn our family apart. So we need you to settle this, who's better Crowley or Aziraphale?
Let’s make this easier. Let’s say that Crowley is water and light and Aziraphale is air and gravity. Now you just have to decide which one you need to survive here on Earth and you’ll be able to easily figure out who is better, Aziraphale or Crowley.