Crowley Didn’t Spend The Whole Season Trying To Keep Aziraphale And Himself Safe, Trying To Get Through

I need some random conversation where eg Nina groans she wishes people and relationships weren’t so complicated and btw please take her choices away and just make the decision for her

And Aziraphale just

“Blame Crowley for that one.”

Crowley: “Hey!”

(Please imagine Nina’s and Maggie’s faces when Aziraphale tells them that Crowley is the Serpent of Eden who introduced Free Will)

Nina: “I thought Lucifer did that.”

Crowley: “You humans never give me credit for my best work 😒”

Nina: “Was Lucifer really the prettiest Angel then?”

Aziraphale: “No.”

:___

Azi *trying to flirt again*: Crowley, is it hot in here or-

Crowley: I suppose, but it's less than 90°F ...

Azi *suppressing gay tears of frustration*: WHY. GOD. WHY.

Crowley: What? Why is it less than 90 degrees?

Azi:

Crowley: ...because you're acute angel.

GOOD OMENS "Every Day"

Some of your books make it seems like you believe in actual literal magic, do you? ()

I can write down a few words and make people thousands of miles away, whom I have never met and will never meet, laugh tears of joy and cry tears of true sorrow for people who do not exist and have never existed and never will exist. If that isn't actual literal magic I don't know what is.

Crowley scares a dude with his demonic form and dude faints

Aziraphale: My coat though, can you 😏fix it😏

Crowley talks about demons being outside the bookshop and everyone being in danger

Aziraphale: ☺️Want to dance?😏

Guillotine, people dying

Aziraphale: ☺️Crowley!😙 😏Good Lord😏

Bombed church, holy ground

Aziraphale: ☺️I☺️love☺️him☺️

Driving through fire

Aziraphale: ☺️So😏Anyyything I can do for you?😉😚

Forever thinking about the fact that Crowley rescued Aziraphale’s books because he knows him so well and he knows how much those books means to him. Aziraphale didn't ask him to do it, he hadn't even remember about the books until after the explosion.

It’s the kind of thing that you do when you love someone, when you respect someone and their interests. It’s personal. It’s intimate. And it’s brave.

Hc that Croli is autistic and adhd but tries his best to mask at all times bc reasons

the sluttiest thing a character can be is crowley in a turtleneck