Miketeaveegaming - Michael Teavee

okay so we gonna try this commission thing ;w;

if anyone is interested feel free to shoot me a message ✨

And you think I'm a bad kid a lot of your followers are messed up

he didn't actually message you did he?

Yeah, he did. Twice, actually. And I was busy at the time. The issue seemed petty and easily resolvable.

Nintendo Switch Joy-Con Cabinets made by Alex Morales

McDonalds isn't bad you're just boujie! 😤

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

Nobody understands this complicated shit!

How do you come up with your financial planner/organization?

I organize percentages, range, demographic (that mostly being children), costs, income and do's and donuts (do nots), get it? Ahaha!

Ahem. Excuse the sloppy handwriting, I was in a rush. This is basically a short overview of the benefits to what's called "affiliate marketing." It's a pretty simple concept. For instance, you want an online store to sell your brand of candy. So you search out and find what's called an "affiliate network" and advertise your goodies to a seller, or an affiliate marketer. Should you be lucky enough to get someone interested in selling your shiz-na-ee, they would then set up a website or link to your line of candy. And every time you make a sell from their links or site, you both get paid. In other words, you have sustainable income, depending on how popular you are of course, and they pocket what's called a "commission", a sum of money earned through sales. You know how those greedy and money hungry YouTubers get paid a percentage by a sponsor just to shove a product down your cute little throat? Same thing, really. Unless you're the greedy YouTuber. But isn't that neat? You can still market your business right from your bedroom with ease. And in the times of Coronavirus where people can't physically go out to stores as much, this is my newest strategy, because I have to keep that revenue coming in! And the rest is pretty much the basic 101 stuff. Blah, blah, blah, economic decline, global panic, business thingy, you understand? Great! Loved your question, by the way!

Mike. I went to his factory before? He's screwed up! Duh!

Don't trust Mr. Wonka, he isn't nice

And you are?

😏

Was anyone else lucky enough to catch this magnificent stream with me? ☺️

Spoiled

I just wanna see your bedroom pweaseee mister wonka 😔😢

I normally wouldn't allow my privacy to be intruded on, but since you said please and my room is in order today, I will this once.

Before you ask, the walls are not made of chocolate, they are designed to LOOK like chocolate. Otherwise it would melt and collapse and that would be terrible to wake up to. Haha!

I can rap better

You said you can rap so can you write a rap really quick?

I'm one of the shy ones you talked about earlier sorry hi -waves-

Oh, hi there KitKat, welcome! ☺️

Of course I can rap for you, I'll do something kind of "gutter" because you didn't give me a topic, check this out. Ahem.

It's a bigger price to pay when having money ain't the issue

Phonies love you when you're down

Cause you're on the same level

Give it time and rise up better

Next your homies gon' diss you

See you winning - getting money

Come right back and say they miss you

Wipe my butt with their apologies

I'm running low on tissue

How my freestyle got you upset

If the shots I fired missed you?

You're just desperate for attention

Say you hate me so then tell me

Why you all up in my mentions?

Love to see the haters mad

Love to watch em envy me

Want everything I have

The cash, gold and diamond rings

They'd rather talk about you

'Stead of trying to chase themself a bag

I'd rather air the AK out

You run these bullets playing tag

Beat a em down like a drummer boy

Was never in a band, wait

Gun cocked

I'm shooting shots up in the game

I'm like Stephen Curry in this

Scoring baskets - never aim

And I'm still cutting people off

They're all one in the same

Fakers, the silent haters

That love browsing on my page

See the success, the great

Won't congratulate? Ok

That's wack but I'm good bro

The wave, yeah I been known,

Y'all act up for free

You wanna beef with me

There's a fee h*e

Make you choke on your words

Like you're trying to take a deep throat

I'm balling - no free throw

An alien, I'm Stitch - no Lilo

You're still doing the same crap

You were doing 10 years ago

Believe it, we're different

You need cliques, vanity, attention

I do my best work solo

Never needed no permission

Made some stupid, dumb choices

But I learned from my decisions ~

And just like that, there you go! ☺️ Anyone could do it.