Alright I’ll Bite. What Is Morbious

If Morbius was played by Danny Trejo, it never would have flopped.

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[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

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IF YOU EVER FELT. ALONE. IF YOU EVER FELT. REJECTED. IF YOU EVER FELT CONFUSED. IF YOU EVER FELT LOST. IF YOU EVER FELT ANXIOUS. IF YOU EVER FELT WRONG. IF YOU EVER FELT WRONGED. IF YOU EVER FELT UNCLEAN. IF YOU EVER FELT ANGRY. IF YOU EVER FELT ASHAMED. IF YOU EVER FELT CURIOUS. IF YOU EVER FELT USED. BE PREPARED TO FEEL REVENGE. FEEL THE ROMANCE. MY BRUTAL ROMANCE. MY BEAUTIFUL ROMANCE. MY MISERABLE ROMANCE. MY X RATED ROMANCE. MY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE. MY INNOCENT ROMANCE. MY. CHEMICAL. ROMANCE.

if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

AHEEM AHEEM WHIMPER SAD PATHETIC BEAST.

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

caving expedition in the body of a fallen angel

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors