Im Taking Away Language Until Yall Learn How To Act

lying in the dashcon ball pit like john everett millais’s ophelia

hey guys need some advice i just started working at a daycare and the little children just raised their open filthy palms? like tiny daggers up to heaven? is this normal?

i finally got around to getting the firefox youtube dislikes extension and i think this enhances my experience immensely

the older i get (i know i’m still very young fdgvfds) the more i do find myself getting annoyed with teenagers online, but also the more solidified i become in my opinion that making ‘hating teenagers’ a significant part of your personality as an adult is fucking rancid. if you’re a grown-ass adult and you say things like “snot-nosed minors” completely unironically, please gain some perspective. you are talking like a fucking roald dahl villain

the high wizard in the tower beyond my hamlet is sending powerful psychic attacks my way, but he doesn’t know that i already endure them daily as a twitter user

no no No no no no no

you aren’t supposed to follow people you know irl on tumblr

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it