So I Am Sitting Here Playing Solitaire On The Linkin Park Website, And The Computer LOST THE FOUR OF

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an everskies fit i made because i need a place to archive them other than my poor camera roll

play me a song, you’re the piano rat

play me a song, tonight

cuz im over the moon

when you bang out the tunes

and everything might be alright

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

"no chat i—guys, no! I'm not—I'm not gonna do it. No! Not even—a sn—a Scooby snack? For a.... Haha, well, if it's for..... Okay, for a Scooby snack, i mean—i guess I'll do it for a Scooby snack!"

i finally got around to getting the firefox youtube dislikes extension and i think this enhances my experience immensely

why do we sleep on wrestling? it’s boomer riverdale. there’s an undead guy who’s controlled by a little dude with an urn that has his parents’ ashes in them. someone almost gets buried alive in an actual grave (in the ring). there was a plotline in steve austin’s rivalry with WWE owner vince mcmann where there rivalry is interrupted by an entity called the higher being who leads a cult that crucifies wrestlers. they kidnap vince mcmann’s daughter to make her marry an undead wizard. mcmann comes on the big screen and demands the higher being removes his mask- and when he does, it’s VINCE MCMANN. at one point someone drove a truck into the ring and started spraying water

TL;DR: professional wrestling is high camp

remember back in the twilight heyday when people would be like “edward SUCKS. vampires aren’t supposed to be sparkly and broody they’re supposed to be scary and monstrous and powerful!” like. yeah im sure that would be great in a romance love triangle story aimed at teenage girls