Cigarettes Were Unhealthy As Shit But At Least They Made You Look Fuckable. People Looked Fuckable. Now

cats are a stuff animal that can love you back and also bite you. extremely awrsome

the white house is such a stupid name. if i were president the first thing i would do is call it the pussy pavilion. the second thing i would do is unleash the bugs of the night

does anybody have that one picture of 9/11 where u can see gerard standing like rlly cuntilly on the sidewalk??? plz i need it.

new political compass

why are they censoring masturbate like that this isn’t tiktok. MASTURBATE. JERK OFF. WHACK IT. FUCK. SEX. see it’s fine

I cant even fantasize abt letting worms and wolves pick my whole body apart bone by bone somewhere in the woods anymore cuz i know theres microplastics in my lungs and shit. Its just not as primal with microplastics involved. The vibe is gone

this is such a bad idea it's almost worse than him planning to use nfts to promote #teamseas

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

the older i get (i know i’m still very young fdgvfds) the more i do find myself getting annoyed with teenagers online, but also the more solidified i become in my opinion that making ‘hating teenagers’ a significant part of your personality as an adult is fucking rancid. if you’re a grown-ass adult and you say things like “snot-nosed minors” completely unironically, please gain some perspective. you are talking like a fucking roald dahl villain