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they’re changing the desktop background on all government workers computers to a picture of my bright smiling happy face to increase productivity

why are they censoring masturbate like that this isn’t tiktok. MASTURBATE. JERK OFF. WHACK IT. FUCK. SEX. see it’s fine

soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

my dni (and more)

i made a carrd with my dni, things i would rather you not talk to me about, and things i encourage you to talk to me about

https://mikus0nadni.carrd.co

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

my homestuck headcanon: jade harley was raised christian fundamentalist

- she has very long hair

- she wears a long skirt

- she grew up very isolated

i don’t really have much other evidence to support this but i guess that’s how a headcanon works. also i think her interest in music would’ve come by way of learning gospel music as a kid