I Love Seeing Posts Like "SELL ALL YOUR TESLA STOCK NOW!!" On Tumblr Dot Com Like They Do Not Let You

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

That post abt how tumblr wouldve gone nuts for morbius 10 years ago is sooo true like not only do they have the “””””sexy”””” matt smith shirtless dance for no reason but his character grows up with morbius as little sickly british waifs and theyre bestest friends forever but then morbius kills him because he also turns into an evil vampire and its sad because they were best friends :( (sorry for spoiling morbius) . Like do you realize how that wouldve DEVESTATED tumblr in 2012. We’re in a better timeline if only slightly

man whose body is possessed by the spirits of a vampire and an italian respectively. italian takes over, goes to mass, eats garlic, and has a nice day in the sun. vampire takes over and is like “wow why do i feel like shit”

had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.

The post: They should invent a robot that feel pain so that we can make it feel pain forever and thus absolve humanity of sins like some sort of horrible mechanized Jesus

The comments: This happened to my buddy Brian once

Deep sea fish: Today I will eat a shrimp

caving expedition in the body of a fallen angel

oh you saw my death in your psychic vision?? well i saw your moms tits. and they were pretty cool