The Post: They Should Invent A Robot That Feel Pain So That We Can Make It Feel Pain Forever And Thus

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

Don't Stop Talking About It. Don't Look Away. They're Still Here. They will be Free.

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

If Morbius was played by Danny Trejo, it never would have flopped.

Great vampire fact from the Castlevania Anniversary Collection

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

let me into your universe I promise I am not a corrupting force I will give you sooo much power hehe