Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

fuck infantilized cas, there needs to be more weird castiel content. castiel who’s a little fucked up and unintentionally unsettling. who doesn’t blink or break eye contact. who just stares at roadkill and dead bodies they come across on hunts. give me castiel with repressed sexuality that starts expressing itself in strange ways. give me perverts by ethel cain. give me pulldrone.

he’s viewing the human experience from an unbiased standpoint. he’s a 4 dimensional being stuffed into a 3 dimensional body. he is older than humanity as a whole. Why don’t you guys make him weird?

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

I need an SPN normal au where Cas is just as unhinged as he is in canon. He's just a normal human, but he seems to randomly appear behind people whenever he feels like it. He has a normal job, but he threatens to throw Sam out of a window for drinking the last cup of coffee. He's in a normal, human relationship, but he gives Dean a real human heart for Valentine's Day and refuses to say where he got it from.

Alpine ‘menace’ Rogers-Barnes

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HICKEY

this came to me in a vision, i just had to make a skaterboi!dean

...All this work for a hentai joke. I'm terribly sorry.

I also consulted my jury of Patrons about whether or not Dean would say "Calm your tits". I'm not convinced he would, but also not convinced he wouldn't. :D

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