I Need An SPN Normal Au Where Cas Is Just As Unhinged As He Is In Canon. He's Just A Normal Human, But

sam said if I'm going in the cage you're going in the closet

...Looks like Naomi's gotta go reset the brainwashing screwdriver again.

I'm almost positive someone has done this before (and loads better), but it's all I could think about during my recent Ignore-Reality-And-Watch-TV-Season 8 rewatch. To be fair, there are so many K-words. Cas could easily get confused with so many Deans around.

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"I can't do this alone." - Supernatural parallels (S01E01 / S15E20)

Hahaha, that last episode destroyed me. 

i finished this hihi

supernatural is so funny. sometimes they'll look for God and say things like "try new mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla" "no, he's not on any flatbread" and then you get bangers like "freedom is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it".

have mercy

Gotta respect Supernatural for how it always committed to making Sam be like "Cas is fine Dean, really, please don't kill yourself I'mbegging" every time Cas went MIA

Nothing will ever be as funny to me as the fact that society progressed so far in the time since 2005 that the demeaning homophobic jokes of vintage spn are now read as obvious signs of Dean Winchester's bisexuality. They tried so hard to make the cowboy straight that they accidentally manifested thee accurate long form portrayal of a closeted bisexual man on television. BiCon.