Gotta Respect Supernatural For How It Always Committed To Making Sam Be Like "Cas Is Fine Dean, Really,

guys i'm scared about this election and i miss castiel

just a quick little destiel sketch :)

goin for the funniest guy ever award (´ε｀ )♡

jack asks how do you know if you’re gay? and cas is like. well. is there a man you’re interested in…??? and jacks like no :) im just wondering! and sam is like uh i think you’re supposed to just know? right? and jacks like huh. maybe. but how??? and deans like (clearing his throat) there are quizzes. on the internet. and jacks like oh. can you show me? and dean is like ok i’ll send you a link. and he keeps his phone angled parallel to his face so no one can see that he’s googling a previously searched phrase.

dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

have mercy

Fic Idea

Sam keeps making fun of Dean for using hookup apps cause he thinks his profile is cringe. Dean says it works and that it's hard to find people his age anyways

An argument happens and ends with Sam saying he could totally find Dean a date easy as pie

Cut to a week later, Sam sets Dean up on a blind date with someone at a restaurant that is too nice for Dean's liking. But he's here to prove Sam wrong.

Besides, Sam said he would pay for it, but that if things go well, Dean has to pay him back with interest

Only Dean's reception puts him at the wrong table with some dude in a trenchcoat. And now he's thinking this has all been one massive prank by his brother

Meanwhile, Castiel, after having a shitty week, decided to treat himself. The restaurant had a specially honey cake, and damn it, he deserved it

But before he can even order, some random guy sits at his table, asks Castiel if "Sammy" put him up to this, and is overall being a pain in the ass

Castiel is tired, Dean is frustrated, and Sam is back home, confident that Dean would like Cassie Robinson

Been reading a bunch of winterhawk lately

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