fuck infantilized cas, there needs to be more weird castiel content. castiel who’s a little fucked up and unintentionally unsettling. who doesn’t blink or break eye contact. who just stares at roadkill and dead bodies they come across on hunts. give me castiel with repressed sexuality that starts expressing itself in strange ways. give me perverts by ethel cain. give me pulldrone.
he’s viewing the human experience from an unbiased standpoint. he’s a 4 dimensional being stuffed into a 3 dimensional body. he is older than humanity as a whole. Why don’t you guys make him weird?
...All this work for a hentai joke. I'm terribly sorry.
I also consulted my jury of Patrons about whether or not Dean would say "Calm your tits". I'm not convinced he would, but also not convinced he wouldn't. :D
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Also I saw someone say the grenade launcher represents Dean's bisexuality, and I see it, it's kept in a confined storage space (the trunk = closet), it's been in there since season 1 even when the audience/writers forget (Dean was always and is always bisexual even when it's not visible or known), Dean is discouraged from using it by those around him and is guided towards "stealthier" options (biphobia/repression/heteronormativity/closeted), it's kept in Baby (his heart) even when he has a wall he displays his other prized guns on (again with repression), the only other people who comment on it apart from Sam are a gay witch (positive) and the representative of a controlling institution BMoL Toni (negative), he's "always wanted to try it", it's kind of phallic lmao, Dean uses it to escape from a situation in which he is confined/trapped and it's exciting and thrilling and freeing, notably he only finds a place to use it after Cas's first love confession... it's silly but I love grenade launcher theory
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i paused at the best time
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