Miles-below-the-surface - I Forgot How To Think Yall

When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot. 

he’s being funny

[photo ID: Digital drawing of Matt Murdock smiling. He is gesturing smugly with one hand, he is wearing dark sunglasses, is holding a cane, and is wearing a red sweater. The white text on the sweater reads “Daredevil? Never seen him.” End photo ID]

Matt: *uses fear and mild bodily harm to get the info that he needs*

Frank, with zero hesitation right off the bat: You have a total of 5 seconds before I chuck this in your face and run away.

I'd like to thank my older brother for introducing me to this magnificent ship. They give me brainrot.

the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺

*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

Peter got caught in an alley by a crime after frantically changing out of his suit and was brought into court as a witness.

Matt Murdock listening to this child’s perfectly normal heartbeat as he pretends to cry and lies under oath: wtf

Matt bumping into Peter again in an coffee shop and hearing his heart sound like it’s about to explode when he tries to tell the barrister that his order was wrong.

venom 3 has the potential to do something sooooooooooooo iconic (bring andrew garfield back as canonically bisexual peter parker and have him date eddie brock). smeagol r u listening to me