Your Honor He Did Kill Those People But His Boobs Were Bouncing When He Did It

when Frank is in charge of getting Matt's birthday cake

you cannot tell me that david doesn’t look like that mouse here 😭

“And that’s been going so well for you”

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions

donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies

the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;

the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun

I mean we don't even need to think here

venom 3 has the potential to do something sooooooooooooo iconic (bring andrew garfield back as canonically bisexual peter parker and have him date eddie brock). smeagol r u listening to me